A former Pentecostal pastor, Dennis Augustine
has written an open letter to God discontinuing
their working relationship.
According to Augustine, in his letter titled " Dear
Yahweh", says he had doubts about God’s
existence when he attended seminary and after
his sister killed her children, it confirmed his
doubts.
He explains that his parents played a large role
in his initial contact with God.
But, over time, God “repeatedly refused to
answer” his calls, adding that God neglected and
mismanaged his job description.

Dear Yahweh,

Our working relationship is not what it used to
be. My parents absolutely worshiped and adored
you, so out of respect for them, I feel that it’s
only right to explain to you my thought process
re what I’m about to tell you. I’m sure you can
see what’s coming next and have anticipated it
for a while. If not, why not?


We communicated often at the start, then less
and less. Some years ago I noticed that certain
duties which are part of your job description
were being neglected or mismanaged. I’ve called
you several times, leaving messages asking you
to address these issues but you have repeatedly
refused to answer my calls.


When my parents first handed this life over to me
you had already been in charge for a long, long
time. They told me that you were the family’s
closest friend and knew more about the life
business than anyone else. They told me to
trust you no matter what, so I let your apparent
negligence slide, remembering how they told me
to trust you. In deference to them I decided
overlook your unexplained behavior considering
all of the fine work that I thought you were doing
in other areas. The universe, after all, is pretty
incredible, my life could have been worse and
beer was definitely a nice touch. I am afraid
however, that my patience with you has come to
an end due to relatively recent information that
has been bought to my attention. I know you’re
kind of old school so let me break it down for
you.


I have followed with great interest the interim
findings of the ongoing Public Inquiry into the
Workings of the Universe (a.k.a. “The Sciences”)
for some time now. As I became more familiar
with these findings I began to see that much of
the work that you have taken responsibility for—
the work that really was the only thing that
prevented me from firing you long ago—was not
your doing at all. In fact, I learned that it’s been
known for centuries that pretty much everything
that I credited you with had actually been fully
outsourced to the universe since the very
beginning but that you and your cronies
suppressed that information, hiding it from my
family and countless others, with tireless zeal. If
only you had applied that same level of devotion
to your actual jobs I wouldn’t be writing this
letter now.


You lead us to believe that you lovingly and
purposefully created our amazing bodies. That, I
learned, was actually Evolution. You say that you
created the universe. I should have suspected
that you were full of it when you had the
audacity to say you did it by the sheer force of
your own will out of nothing at all in just six
days. I’ll give you this: you sure did show some
balls in demanding a day off for the good job you
did! By the way, quality assurance results on the
universe are in and it’s not all that well
“designed” after all. Yeah, the universe was
caused by the big bang. The “acts of God”?
Natural disasters. (I never understood why you
wanted to take credit for those), love,
compassion, justice, community? That was all
us; it had nothing to do with you. I wish you had
told me yourself and I didn’t have to find this
out from other people. Boy, I was so gullible! Oh
well, you’ve tricked better people than I so I’ll
forgive myself for falling for it. Well, enough is
enough. Something has to be done about the
situation.


I don’t know how many years you’ve held your
position. My parents said that you had been in
office for as long as they could remember and
that one of their great, great, great, etc., etc.,
grandfathers had put you in charge. Wow! Just
how old are you? I wish you had already retired
now so I wouldn’t have had tell you what I’m
about to.


There’s no point in continuing this working
relationship. You do nothing useful (or anything
at all it seems) and your contractual demands
are utterly outrageous! I mean, it’s all fine and
good if you don’t like bacon or aren’t into boys
(I hear you knocked up some lady and had a son
a while back so I’m assuming you’re straight,
but with all that homophobia and misogyny you
keep spouting, it’s hard to tell). But it’s not part
of your job to enforce your personal preferences
on others or to threaten the kinds of
punishments you’ve been known to hurl around
if people don’t share them. Come on, death
followed by ETERNAL FIRE!!?? Wow, If that isn’t
the very definition of “overkill” I don’t know what
is!


So this is the end of the road for you as far as
I’m concerned. You offer me no value, take
credit for work you don’t do and cost too much.
I am therefore terminating your position effective
immediately and cancelling all contractual
obligations between us.


Don’t bother returning to clean up the mess you
left in my life. All of your stuff should be in the
parcel which accompanies this letter (though it’s
doubtful that you’ll receive this as most
communications to you come back marked
“Return to Sender”).


If you’re thinking of using me as a reference in
the future, don’t bother; I wouldn’t give you a
good one. In fact, I’ll tell everyone who asks me
not to waste time, love, energy or resources on
you. They can do a better job on their own at a
fraction of the cost and with better results. I’m
sure that won’t bother you as there are many
who continue to let you manage their lives. I’ll
warn as many of them as I can to stay far away
from you.


Good riddance. You’re fired.

NEXT NEXT

.eh ya.he shud get well soon, . . No psych. Hospital in hiz area?.

Human beings!!

See how you address the King of kings, the Lord of lords, the igwe of the universe, the soon coming king, the God that knows the datas of your life, the source of your being, Jehova, the alpha and the omega, the mighty man in battle,the God that uses the foolish things of the world to conform the wise, the God that sits in heaven and makes it earth his footstool, the God that said let there be light and light appeared, the God that separated water from land, the God in whom I live, in whom I move, in whom I have my being, the God of Nigeria, the God of Africa, the God of the world, as if he is your mate?? How dare you??

This guy needs help

DDeliverer:
Human beings!!

See how you address the King of kings, the Lord of lords, the igwe of the universe, the soon coming king, the God that knows the datas of your life, the source of your being, Jehova, the alpha and the omega, the mighty man in battle,the God that uses the foolish things of the world to conform the wise, the God that sits in heaven and makes it earth his footstool, the God that said let there be light and light appeared, the God that separated water from land, the God in whom I live, in whom I move, in whom I have my being, the God of Nigeria, the God of Africa, the God of the world, as if he is your mate?? How dare you??

Result of thorough brainwashing + critical delusion + chronic schizophrenia x serious madness - zero reasoning

This is just like a tiny ant doing press up and showing his muscles in challenging an elephant to a combat. This man that wrote this trash shouldnt worry, in few years he will die then his stupidity will clear in his demon closed eyes. Mad man indeed

Infact his insane,he need deliverance

bethelbrill:
[s]A former Pentecostal pastor, Dennis Augustine
has written an open letter to God discontinuing
their working relationship.
According to Augustine, in his letter titled " Dear
Yahweh", says he had doubts about God’s
existence when he attended seminary and after
his sister killed her children, it confirmed his
doubts.
He explains that his parents played a large role
in his initial contact with God.
But, over time, God “repeatedly refused to
answer” his calls, adding that God neglected and
mismanaged his job description.

Dear Yahweh,

Our working relationship is not what it used to
be. My parents absolutely worshiped and adored
you, so out of respect for them, I feel that it’s
only right to explain to you my thought process
re what I’m about to tell you. I’m sure you can
see what’s coming next and have anticipated it
for a while. If not, why not?


We communicated often at the start, then less
and less. Some years ago I noticed that certain
duties which are part of your job description
were being neglected or mismanaged. I’ve called
you several times, leaving messages asking you
to address these issues but you have repeatedly
refused to answer my calls.


When my parents first handed this life over to me
you had already been in charge for a long, long
time. They told me that you were the family’s
closest friend and knew more about the life
business than anyone else. They told me to
trust you no matter what, so I let your apparent
negligence slide, remembering how they told me
to trust you. In deference to them I decided
overlook your unexplained behavior considering
all of the fine work that I thought you were doing
in other areas. The universe, after all, is pretty
incredible, my life could have been worse and
beer was definitely a nice touch. I am afraid
however, that my patience with you has come to
an end due to relatively recent information that
has been bought to my attention. I know you’re
kind of old school so let me break it down for
you.


I have followed with great interest the interim
findings of the ongoing Public Inquiry into the
Workings of the Universe (a.k.a. “The Sciences”)
for some time now. As I became more familiar
with these findings I began to see that much of
the work that you have taken responsibility for—
the work that really was the only thing that
prevented me from firing you long ago—was not
your doing at all. In fact, I learned that it’s been
known for centuries that pretty much everything
that I credited you with had actually been fully
outsourced to the universe since the very
beginning but that you and your cronies
suppressed that information, hiding it from my
family and countless others, with tireless zeal. If
only you had applied that same level of devotion
to your actual jobs I wouldn’t be writing this
letter now.


You lead us to believe that you lovingly and
purposefully created our amazing bodies. That, I
learned, was actually Evolution. You say that you
created the universe. I should have suspected
that you were full of it when you had the
audacity to say you did it by the sheer force of
your own will out of nothing at all in just six
days. I’ll give you this: you sure did show some
balls in demanding a day off for the good job you
did! By the way, quality assurance results on the
universe are in and it’s not all that well
“designed” after all. Yeah, the universe was
caused by the big bang. The “acts of God”?
Natural disasters. (I never understood why you
wanted to take credit for those), love,
compassion, justice, community? That was all
us; it had nothing to do with you. I wish you had
told me yourself and I didn’t have to find this
out from other people. Boy, I was so gullible! Oh
well, you’ve tricked better people than I so I’ll
forgive myself for falling for it. Well, enough is
enough. Something has to be done about the
situation.


I don’t know how many years you’ve held your
position. My parents said that you had been in
office for as long as they could remember and
that one of their great, great, great, etc., etc.,
grandfathers had put you in charge. Wow! Just
how old are you? I wish you had already retired
now so I wouldn’t have had tell you what I’m
about to.


There’s no point in continuing this working
relationship. You do nothing useful (or anything
at all it seems) and your contractual demands
are utterly outrageous! I mean, it’s all fine and
good if you don’t like bacon or aren’t into boys
(I hear you knocked up some lady and had a son
a while back so I’m assuming you’re straight,
but with all that homophobia and misogyny you
keep spouting, it’s hard to tell). But it’s not part
of your job to enforce your personal preferences
on others or to threaten the kinds of
punishments you’ve been known to hurl around
if people don’t share them.[/s]

Thrash! NEXT

DDeliverer:
Human beings!!

See how you address the King of kings, the Lord of lords, the igwe of the universe, the soon coming king, the God that knows the datas of your life, the source of your being, Jehova, the alpha and the omega, the mighty man in battle,the God that uses the foolish things of the world to conform the wise, the God that sits in heaven and makes it earth his footstool, the God that said let there be light and light appeared, the God that separated water from land, the God in whom I live, in whom I move, in whom I have my being, the God of Nigeria, the God of Africa, the God of the world, as if he is your mate?? How dare you??

The OP is drunk.
No source. Fake story.

Macelliot:

The OP is drunk.
No source. Fake story.

. Who is this olodo Google before you talk trash

bethelbrill:

There’s no point in continuing this working
relationship. You do nothing useful (or anything
at all it seems) and your contractual demands
are utterly outrageous! ...

So this is the end of the road for you as far as
I’m concerned. You offer me no value, take
credit for work you don’t do and cost too much.
I am therefore terminating your position effective
immediately and cancelling all contractual
obligations between us...

Good riddance. You’re fired.

GBAM! Case Closed!

NIJJAking:
This is just like a tiny ant doing press up and showing his muscles in challenging an elephant to a combat. This man that wrote this trash shouldnt worry, in few years he will die then his stupidity will clear in his demon closed eyes. Mad man indeed

why wish him death?
You may end up dying before him