Akpors was trying to get away with not paying for his TV license; as soon as he
saw the inspector headed towards his house, he quickly hid the TV inside a
cupboard and the following conversation ensued between them:
Inspector: Hello Mr Akpors, I’m here regarding your tv license issues.
Akpors: What do you mean? I do not have a TV so I don’t need a license.
Inspector: But I can see TV antenna on your roof.
Akpors: Hmnnn, Inspector, please come inside, I want to show you something.
(Akpors leads the inspector to his fridge and points to the jar of milk)
Akpors: Inspector, what is this?
Inspector: How can you ask me such a silly question, it’s a jar of milk.
Akpors: Very good, now does that mean I have cows in my house?!
One word for Akpors this time?