When I was a teacher I worked my transfer to
China to continue teaching there because I
heard they pay teachers well there. The first day
I entered class, I began by calling register. I said,
Sheng! A student answered, Present! I called the
second name, Chu Muon. Another student
answered, Present! Suddenly, I sneezed, Hatchia!
One student seated at the corner stood up and
answered, Present! I exclaimed, Hmmmm…! All
the student shouted, Absent! I got confused and
yelled at them, Shaa… Three students stood up
and asked, Who among the three of us? I got
more confused and asked, What is wrong? A
student stood up and said, Sir, I’m not Wrong,
I’m called Wong. I laughed, Hahahaha! A girl
said, Present sir! (I came closer to find out what
was happening). As I moved, my pen fell on the
table and made a sound, Ping chung chong! One
boy got up and answered, Present sir! I got
more confused, frustrated, and ran back to
Nigeria!
10 hrs · Public

This got me laughing;"hatchia"

Hehehe..

laughing in Chinese