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My Pythagoras Love by 360crest(m): 10:53am On Feb 03, 2015
Pythagoras Love
My Dear love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There, I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing
in your triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart
was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude
(likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of the radius
made a tangent to
my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is quadratic equation with real roots,
which only you can solve by making good binary relation
with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to
infinity. I promise that I will not resolve you into
partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me
by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as
essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry
of my life revolves around your acute personality.
Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras.

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