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How I Paid #50 For Trying To Clap A Mosquito by professore(m): 10:55am On Feb 03, 2015 |
I no dey the white man's country where u most have a licence before u can execute animals,yet I go pay 50 naira now over one silly mosquito. It happened as I dey my bed this morning dey relax like chairman,I con see this mosquito wey dey sleep for my ceiling,I said to myself,make I quickly squeeze am,but I miss this target,as the mosquito dey run away I been wan clap am na hin one hand hit the bulb so,hin come dey swing like pendulum. I press the switch,bulb no gree on,I go need replace am,ah guguru money,groundnut money,boli money,puff puff money,ah,egg roll money,MOSQUITO WHY U SHOW YOURSELF NA,WHY U SURPRISE ME SO. |
Re: How I Paid #50 For Trying To Clap A Mosquito by ejikeme(m): 11:30am On Feb 03, 2015 |
lol.....ndo. |
Re: How I Paid #50 For Trying To Clap A Mosquito by evakingz(m): 12:01pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
Hapumaka jor |
Re: How I Paid #50 For Trying To Clap A Mosquito by professore(m): 2:30pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
ejikeme:Thanks bro,as u know,e dey painful |
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