― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.;
― If you didn't play rubber band.;
― If you never bathed in the rain.;
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.;
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake;
up on the bed.;
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street;
and the owner's dog comes through the;
backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.;
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the;
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.;
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of;
bathing when going to school.;
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed;
with friends.;
― If you never flew a kite.;
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.;
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen;
so that no one will steal it.;
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d;
lights went off.;
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter;
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under;
mango trees @nights;
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it;
ur car!;
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while;
walking in the street.;
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd;
sand witout fire.;
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle;
cover.....;
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!;
Oya choose which one u do;
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "stan;
ard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha

lolz