Mommy Test

I was out walking with my four-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why"? my daughter asked.

"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff"?

"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "All Moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for two or three minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"Oh, I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the Daddy"?

"Exactly!" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.

Dat's soo wrong.

oopsy, the mom failed it this time

@ poster,
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha please am sure the men will stongly object to this joke but i still like it,good one though lol