A few friends of GMB have gathered together to release a few faults of the current President of Nigeria Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and they also claim that this should deter the good Nigerians from voting for him.

One of FNN journalists asked a few favors and got a hold of the list before its general release (find below).

“Our President has failed us – See some of the few things that has happened and he has not been able to handle or control:

Number of fish in sardine is now 2
Agbalumo seed has reduced to 2
Gala with no beef in it
Egg roll containing garden egg
Man U signs David Moyes
Blackberry battery doesn’t last
Star inside Harp bottle
Bournvita inside peak milk tin
Size of Nkwobi pot is too small
Some people can’t find their names on Coke bottle
Food doesn’t go round at wedding receptions
My dentist doesn’t know anything about Bluetooth
iPhone can’t send pictures to blackberry
Basket Mouth won’t vote come February 14
Conductors don’t have complete change anymore
Tonto Dikeh is now a musician
Many people were denied visa to Ghana
Dubai age restriction
Tuface had too many children..sharia law would have stopped him
Donjazzy and dbanj split, wizkid and EME split, Psquare almost split
Skales did not get Grammy nomination
With the above list, we are sure that we have been able to confuse you and not to convince you that come February 14; a vote for GMB is a vote for positive change.

Signed

Friends of GMB

FNN is always here to give you the News before the News

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Try another another propaganda!!

lol. you ain't serious Bro!

You guys FNN are just too funny

For gej to allow jega fix election on feb14 shw dat he. Dosnt love us...dat one is enuf to kick him out