FeBuhari 14th 2015 general elections

ELECTION DAY:

STAGE 1: ACCREDITATION [ 8am - 1p.m.]

Step 1: Go to the Polling Unit you were registered with your voter registration card ad join the queue

Step 2: Present your Voter registration card to the INEC official and ensure that your name is the register

Step 3: Your finger would be marked with ink to show that you have been accredited.

STAGE 2: VOTING [ 1:30p.m. - 6p.m.]

Step 1: Join the queue with the intention of casting your vote

Step 2: When it gets to your turn, ensure your name is ticked in the voter register

Step 3: You would be given a ballot paper listing out the political parties

Step 4: Enter the booth and select your preferred candidate

Step 5: Place your ballot paper in the ballot box

STAGE 3: RIGGING [6pm till results are collated]

Step 1: Settle the INEC officials

Step 2: Settle the opposition party agents

Step 3: Settle the security operatives

Step 4: Stealthily retreat to a hidden position

Step 5: Compute the number of registered voters who didn't vote

Step 6: Take an equivalent number of ballot papers and thumbprint for them appropriately

Step 7: With a magical sleight of hand, add these ballot papers to the ballot box

Step 8: Bring out the ballot box in open view and count the ballot in a show of "transparency"

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