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The Childhood Days!!!!!!!!!!! by akpumping7720(m): 12:14pm On Feb 08, 2015
Things we did when we were little children, I believe whether u are butty or pako u must engage in one or two during your childhood days....

1. If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2. If you didn't play rubber band.
3. If you never bathed in the rain.
4. If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
5. If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed.
6. If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
7. if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
8. If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
9. If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
10. If you never flew a kite.
11. If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
12.If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
13. If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
14 If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
15 If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
16 If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
17 If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
18 If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
19 If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laff it off.
Re: The Childhood Days!!!!!!!!!!! by essielove(f): 12:19pm On Feb 08, 2015
I did every except 6,8,17,19
Re: The Childhood Days!!!!!!!!!!! by akpumping7720(m): 2:57pm On Feb 08, 2015
essielove:

I did every except 6,8,17,19
Waoooo!!! That's cool, those ones u didn't do are for d boys anyway.
Re: The Childhood Days!!!!!!!!!!! by essielove(f): 4:44pm On Feb 08, 2015
akpumping7720:

Waoooo!!! That's cool, those ones u didn't do are for d boys anyway.
yeah

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