Oya shoki
Or skelewu

He's like, haha, finally she's mine

This is the kind of dance steps that the groom showcases when he discovers that his bride can cook

When you hear say dem postpone election

miccheck58:
Them mistakenly use weed cook the jollof rice instead of thyme

When You Receive An Alert!

what is that thing that normally trigger the groom to dance on his wedding... I still don't see that thing that would ginger me to dance on my D_Day

Yeah... that's it.

Yeah.. That's it.

It's all good as long as he doesn't end up like this man - http://thenakedconvos.com/dear-efe-we-are-still-owing-for-our-wedding/

ALAYORMII:
The girl na virgin so the guy dey happy say after all this no sex before marriage

This night na die

ha dey teeeeeeeeeh yu

When your landlord give the family quick notice and dies the next day..

tombig:


OLORIBURUKU somebody. Just as u don't want d groom want happiness, so shall happiness be far from u.

Olópa èwo ni tèpè?

To each his own. No need to curse na.

He has found his missing rib

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.