Three friends Akpors, Rukewe and Oghene decided to go for a picnic. Rukewe packs the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches. Oghene carried the basket and they set out for the park 10km away. It takes them 2 hours to getthere. When they arrived, Rukewe quickly spread the mat and set out the sandwiches. After checking around, Oghene found out that Rukewe did not pack the bottle opener.They then begged Akpos to make the 4 hour trip to and fro for the opener. He disagreed. ''You'll finish the sandwiches before I return,'' Akpos protested. ''No we won't'', assured Rukewe. After some more cajoling from them, Akpos reluctantly sets out for the opener. After 5 hours, there was no sign of Akpors. They decided to wait for another3 hours. Still no sign of Akpors. Oghene and Rukewe after waiting on Akpors for morethan 8 hours were by now very hungry so they decided to take one sandwich each. As they were about to eat, Akpors pops out from behind a rock screaming: ''I KNEW IT! I'M NOT GOING AGAIN''!!

Hahahaha.