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Let Us Rhyme These Posts by Edwardhead(m): 4:41pm On Feb 09, 2015
They wanna stop us from using car, they dunno We're Jehovah Witness - We walk to Heaven

They trynna steal our slippers, they don't know We're Cele... We trek to our destination

they wanted to disappoint us, they don't know we're arsenal fans... disappointment is a blessing

in dia minds, dey pray we go to hell, dey dunno we're from nigeria... we've been to hell bfor!

They wanted to steal Our WAEC result, they ain't know We're Buhari... result is with military.

Their aim is to corrupt us, they dunno we're PDP... Corruption is in our blood.

Dey trynna drag us down, dey dunno we're Leicester city... below is our home.

Dey trynna fight us in football centre, dey dunno we're Chelsea fans... trouble making is our hobby.

Dey send dog to bite us, dey dont know we're Suarez... always biting to make ways.

Dey didn't sell clothes for us, dey aint know we're maheeda... we display nudes for fun.

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