SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE
BANKING HALL
1 - The Pen Borrowers: They re always in the bank,
common pen they won't have. These people are very
dangerous, once u lend them d pen, u may find it
difficult 2 identify them at a bank in Nigeria, once
someone tells u "may I've your pen?" Believe me
bros, that's d last time u will see that pen (except if
u're lucky).
2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately dey enter
d bank, even b4 taking d slip (withdrawal or deposit)
all they do is to know the last person and u hear dem
saying, I'm at your back. If care is nt taken, about 8
people can tell u "I dey ur back" then at d end of d
day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back,I don
tell am I was here b4 u blah blah)
3 - The No protocol team: This kind of pple don't
obey d 1st come, 1st
served slogan! They're mouthed in d bank!
Immediately they come in, they just walk up 2 d
cashier or manager, he asks them 2 sit down &
within 5 mins they've completed there transactions
while u still dey there
looking like mumu 4 queue.(Daris God oooo)
4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These pple will always
av a problem with d bank door, then u see them
removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc
and yet d machine keeps shouting"pls go back" My
bros next time come 2 bank naked! Biko, he go allow
u in... # LOL!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of pple can waste
slip 4 Nigeria! To fill the
withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions,u
see dem cancelling, tearing, squeezing & take
another one. To write common 3780 Naira in words
na gobe. Even d so called undergraduates are found
wanting in this scenario....... ............... .........CHAI!! !
6 - The pple from Another Planet: These pple usually
behave like them no dey dis world since 2 yrs! They
will always b asking 4 today's date, even after telling
them d correct date, they will ask some1 else again.
I tire 4 dis pple oooooo......
Are u laughing already?

No. 4 can be frustrating

The No protocol team,na. everybody I know for bank including security