Survey on LIPSTICK

What happens to the Lipstick used by the ladies.


5% of the Lipstick is sticked to the cutlery.

25% of the lipstick goes to Tissue Paper & Cotton Tabs at the time of removing the Make Up.

15% of the Lipstick goes in Drain at the Time of Washing Face & Lips.

10% is Dumped in the Garbage as Unused.

5% of the Lipstick is found in the Women s Stomach Due to Newer Flavours & Essences.


And the remaing 40% of the Lipstick I Guarantee you that you will find it in Man's Stomach.

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PRESENT FOR HUSBAND

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.



Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.



The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"



The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!" The woman kept quiet and left.



Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"



"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked.



"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"



"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"