Once upon a time there lived a princess in the land of far far Away, Noooooo Sorry thats not the one of the fat chick. Well it happend in China Town in IKEJA i went to a china resturant to eat some noodles,then i spoted this fat chick just across the table next to mine, 'men' you need to see this girl, she had to join two plastic chairs for her ASS to fit. Minding my business i called for the waiter and he handed me the menu,then i placed my order> "Please sir, i'll like number 5 on the menu, (You know this chineese resturants like numbering their food) Menu 5 happens to be a bowl of noodles that i had been dieing to eat. The fat girl caught my attention once again, this time it was her turn to place her order, with a confused expression about the numbering, and the douth whether one number will satisfy her, she then finaly made up her mind, She was like>> "Abeg" give me number 52 to 100 with one ''SHARKI''

y u dey lie nah

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cause nobody can ever ignore this Monkey boy sef. He is too adorable to be ignored.

unbelieveable *hits head on a nearby wall*

for this 2009 na im u stil dey act confused

prays that clemcy receives her healing in 2009 in jesus name

i reject it mehn

Shaz:

Why didn't I ignore this thread sef?

Just wat i tot _hisses

ok _{rolls eyes}, next pls

u don start to they mumu dis 2009.
may your mumuness last, ise

mykali:

thank heavens i obeyed the instructions.

yeah right,

was that i supposed to be a joke? i think the joke was the thread title

Now i see why education is very much important

HABA! na wa!

na who dey claim na him holy pass

@sholabanke
na studio wey hold only nursey school pass

prays that in 2009 pipo will own their buses in nairaland, if u believe please come to me with ur offerings

So Mop for the Floor is hia

whr i go, i dey here my lovely garby. Happy Nu Yr dear

Happy New year Jay. So you never dey forget this Garby sef. Its Gabry ooo. . . No be Garby

Abegi no mind my yeye keyboard, but all join sha,

Your yeye keyboard or your yeye head now?

niddle n stitches

dont blame ya keyboard just baptise her with d name

huh

good for the both of u,

i only pray this yr 09ja u both will receive your healing

and if u blive, let me hear u sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy