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Valentine's Day Report So Far by ludamix(m): 7:47pm On Feb 16, 2015
(1) Engagements .........12%.
(2) Heart breaks ........92%.
(3) Wife caught cheating ........56%.
(4) Husband caught cheating .......57%.
(5) Condom sold ........17m.
(6) Fast food sales ........95m.
(7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes,
prisoners/
cells, beggars/destitute .........2%.
( Joint & Cool Spot sales.....68m.
(9) Girls in hospital over Love.......482,631.
(10) Boys in hospital over Love.........39
7,506
(11) Girls arrested for fighting over
Boys.......33,876.
(12) Boys arrested for fighting over
Girls.......66,
405.
(13) Wives beating husbands in
public.......804.
(14) Husbands beating wives in
public.........
..1,209.
(15) Exchange of boxers for IPHONE6/
BRACKBERRY/
Money For Brazillan Hair........4m.
(16)Divorce......557.
(17) Pregnancy .........39,572.
(18) Number of switched off phones
sofar...... 9m .
19.)numbers of deactivated account ..... 6M.




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Re: Valentine's Day Report So Far by ludamix(m): 7:48pm On Feb 16, 2015
Girls be like 'it's a lie'
Re: Valentine's Day Report So Far by go4value(m): 7:55pm On Feb 16, 2015
hope no death ooooo

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Re: Valentine's Day Report So Far by cutieepearl(f): 8:08pm On Feb 16, 2015
Val rocks.... cheesy

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