tope2000:

Roflmao . . . . . . care to enlighten me?

I'm not sure if you could keep up with my pace.

I want like 9 kids - twins x 2, triplets x 3 and to round it off quadruplet x 4.

I'm not sure u're up to the task.

chamotex:


I'm not sure if you could keep up with my pace.

I want like 9 kids - twins x 2, triplets x 3 and to round it off quadruplet x 4.

I'm not sure u're up to the task.

I hereby pronounce u n missyb husband n wife
U may kiss the bride

tope2000:

I hereby pronounce u n missyb husband n wife
U may kiss the bride

[size=3pt]I can't marry Missy B, she's not that good in bed[/size]

chamotex:

[size=3pt]I can't marry Missy B, she's not that good in bed[/size]

Buhahahahahahahahahahaha
You cant eat ur cake n have it na
Oya who do u want then, lemmw hook u up str8

tope2000:

Buhahahahahahahahahahaha
Oya who do u want then, lemmw hook u up str8

why don't u get married first, afterall u are the female and u're not getting any younger.

You can't eat ur cake n have it na

who told you? I've had cake that I've eaten, rebaked, shared and even had left-overs.

chamotex:

why don't u get married first, afterall u are the female and u're not getting any younger.

Oh no he didnt  but I'm going to pretend u didnt say that

who told you? I've had cake that I've eaten, rebaked, shared and even had left-overs.

Ewooooooo, females have suffered
No women for u from today onward

tope2000:

Oh no he didnt  but I'm going to pretend u didnt say that

All I'm saying is you go and get married first. It's hard to find a guy like me out there. We are very scarce. Something like 1 in a billion.

tope2000:

Ewooooooo, females have suffered

No female will suffer when rolling with me.

tope2000:

No women for u from today onward

Impossicant! I reject it in Jesus Name

@tbk

Who is where with you? Abeg oh . . no be me an you oh

.

are u the only uju on NL? uju is here with me. Lexi already said the uju with me wasnt his own so me cho nu

@ Whitelexi

You can’t seriously be looking for me when I’m right here by your side

.
buy him some spectacles cos how did he miss u being by his side

@ Poster

Okay, I want to let the Cat out of the Bag . . . there’s going to me a wedding between me and my Darling Lexi this year. Y’all will be invited. I hope say una get money for Aso ebi oh.

make una do quick commot for NL make we see who remain for us

Some ashewo people sha. . . .

Osisi My sister !! Help me to choose somebody here please. I need to marry this year ohh!!

devil at work here in nairaland?

@ topic

AMIN ASE!!

and several babies next year too,

@Toyosi,
Blaze the trail na. Why you dey push the thing around. Why not you?

Ujujoan:

@ Poster

Okay, I want to let the Cat out of the Bag . . . there’s going to me a wedding between me and my Darling Lexi this year. Y’all will be invited. I hope say una get money for Aso ebi oh.   

Houston we have a problem Is it me or Spikedcylinder that is gonna be accorded the most honoured role of sitting on the high table as the Chairlady of the wedding ceremony

dayokanu:

@Toyosi,
Blaze the trail na. Why you dey push the thing around. Why not you?

Blaze the who??

Ma bro time never reach oo, no man wan marry liability, especially in this day and age,

e remain small for me,

@ osisi

amen so shall it beeeeeeeeeeee

singing there shall be shower of blessing, this is the promise of love humming

change to

Freedom reigns in this place
Showers of mercy and grace
Falling on ev'ry face
There is freedom

*Hauwa*:

@ osisi

amen so shall it beeeeeeeeeeee

singing there shall be shower of blessing, this is the promise of love humming

change to

Freedom reigns in this place
Showers of mercy and grace
Falling on ev'ry face
There is freedom

Awwwww. . . . Hauwa. . ,  thats so nice

eyah, i second and third what she said too, 

Blaze the who??
Ma bro time never reach oo, no man wan marry liability, especially in this day and age,
e remain small for me,

No man would ever call you a liability. Have you stepped back to check yourself in the mirror?

My sista, Liability? Abeg fast forward the damn thing make the guy come prostrate for me na.

I have to screen any guy you bring oh. we dont want the guy tainting our blue blood

debosky:

This na my year of marital happiness - can I hear a Loooouuudddd Aaameeeennnnnn!  

The girls I'm eyeing are Stillwater, Cristalz (make Hemperror no see am oh  ), Spikecylinder and busy_body  

Who and what are you eyeing If you don't want me to poke those two eyes out, you berra chose a date now, so that our wedding preparation can start pronto, otherwise I would have to drag you down the aisle, now behave yourself, unless you want your friends to know I am the one wearing the trousers in the relationship

tkb417:


u need Jesus's assistance with this o. all these women will choke u o

try busy-body

Preach it brethren I am the only Proverb thirty something woman here jare, very humble, shy, submissive and full of virtue

Now to repay the honour, let me see who I can hook you up with, cos we all have to get married this year by the Grace of God, we have to my left Toyosi20, on my right Tgirl4real, and beside me is Tope2000, name which one you want, and if you want them all, we can work something out

TOYOSI20:

Awwwww. . . . Hauwa. . , thats so nice

eyah, i second and third what she said too,

What is sweet eh?

Omoge, make you stop am o. Some of us still needs atleast 8 yrs to think abt marraige

TOYOSI20:

@ topic

AMIN ASE!!

and several babies next year too,  

solid prayer
AMEN O!!!!

@debosky

u still dey here dey eye babes
awon egbe e ti ni bukata nile
well notin do u
i go put u 4 prayers

dayokanu:

No man would ever call you a liability. Have you stepped back to check yourself in the mirror?

My sista, Liability? Abeg fast forward the damn thing make the guy come prostrate for me na.

I have to screen any guy you bring oh. we don't want the guy tainting our blue blood

Aww thanks Bro, its in our genes naa, 

I'll make sure u screen every last one of them too, no sleek dude will be getting past u too, 

@ Fusion Sweets

Eight years did u say??

Ermm. . . .baby love u might be on ur own on that one. . . .

@spikedcylinder

You quoted my thread but you never replied my mail, why?



"Of a true, most people here in Nairaland are not what some men could condole. I visited one last xmas at Calabar only to discover that she is not my type. I made her know my feeling right there. Thank God i got back to my state sound and safe".

@Hauwa, Yo she ne ki na da aure.

Preach it brethren  I am the only Proverb thirty something woman here jare, very humble, shy, submissive and full of virtue

Now to repay the honour, let me see who I can hook you up with, because we all have to get married this year by the Grace of God, we have to my left Toyosi20, on my right Tgirl4real, and beside me is Tope2000, name which one you want, and if you want them all, we can work something out

Who is hawking my sister there? Be careful yourself oh!!!
My sister is not for marry one get one free promo

I can be reached at : o_4ken@yahoo.com

ohaechesi:

I can be reached at : o_4ken@yahoo.com

Guy just volunteer straight up, no long thin

@dayokanu

Who is hawking my sister there? Be careful yourself oh!!!
My sister is not for marry one get one free promo

Since when did you become a good man?

dayokanu:

@Hauwa, Yo she ne ki na da aure.


Who is hawking my sister there? Be careful yourself oh!!!
My sister is not for marry one get one free promo

LOL!!!

The best things in life arent free oo, contrary to popular beleif. . .

@ Busy Body

I see u sis, hope u good oo,

@chamotex

Guy just volunteer straight up, no long thin

my guy not really, i am referring to a particular person, so back off

@TOYOSI20

The best things in life arent free oo, contrary to popular beleif. . .

There you go again, so how much does she worth? Lets negotiate

ohaechesi:

@chamotex

Guy just volunteer straight up, no long thin

my guy not really, i am referring to a particular person, so back off

You were referring 2 Spike. I no go talk now. The time to speak is not now.

ohaechesi:

@TOYOSI20

The best things in life arent free oo, contrary to popular beleif. . .

There you go again, so how much does she worth? Lets negotiate

NEGO KIN??

Ermmm . . . .pls dont even go there oo, it aint even about the dough too, its about winning me heart, so yeah

case closed. . . .