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Easiest Way To Breakup by Haryoryhemie(f): 4:20pm On Feb 18, 2015
Just for laff


EASY WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH ur
spouse!
1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My
Battery So
You're Capable Of Killing Me... It's
Over!!!
2. How come mosquito is biting
me and not
biting u. i smell conspiracy. ITS
OVER!
3. You don't even respect me,I'm
talking
and you are busy breathing? It's
over!
4. So now ur drinking coke dt has
another
man's name on it, better go and
find him cus
it's over between us.
5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is
Ur caller
tune? I can't trust alcoholics with
my future
kids.
6.They are shouting bird flu, You
are still
cooking chicken. you want to kill
me? It is over!
7. I called you and you picked up
immediately.
You lack patience.
8. Why are you using Broom to
sweep my
Room when you know I support
PDP? It's over.
9. "You are always abbreviating
ur texts, you
want our children to be short
abi? It's OVER.
10. I told u I love my food hot but
u refused to
warm the ice cream. U don't care
abt me. It's
over.
11. You don't pay your tithe, if
you can cheat
on God, then who am I? Park ur
things

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Re: Easiest Way To Breakup by zyzxx(m): 4:53pm On Feb 18, 2015
grin grin
Re: Easiest Way To Breakup by Tapout(m): 5:38pm On Feb 18, 2015
lol @ no.11
Re: Easiest Way To Breakup by okeyngene: 8:31pm On Feb 19, 2015
;DVery funny grin
Re: Easiest Way To Breakup by Ithee(m): 11:23pm On Feb 25, 2015
Guess there's a remedy to no 4 now, #Share_a_Coke_with_Hollar

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