I can't Iaugh alone!!! A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five people in it. The first person was CHRISTIANO RONALDO and he said: I'm the best footballer, I cant die now". So he took one parachute and left. The second who was ALIKO DANGOTE said "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too rich to die young". So he took the second parachute and left. The third was MUHAMMED BUHARI and he said: " I'm the smartest head of state that never went to school in the world so I can't die now, my people still need me". So he took one and left. Then it was left with President Jonathan , and a little school girl. Then JONATHAN said to the little girl "take the last one, I'll sacrifice my life for you". The little girl replied no need for that "there are two parachutes left. With shock and surprised JONATHAN asked her: "how come?" The little girl replied: " BUHARI took my school bag" thinking it was a parachute....

Buhari is a certified terrorist

of the highest order

Buhari dat jonzing man way no no him vice name(running mate)

This is nasty

Hahahahaha..
Omo nah Buhari wise pass, no wonder he wuld win d nxt coming election of Arewa youth Forum...

LMAO.. I have to say that was funny.

Buh If I'm too be wicked I can say GEJ being clueless didn't also realize GMB took the school bag and would have jumped out of the plane and died jus like that, but thanks to the school girl.

Lesson of the story: Nigeria it's yet to find its Obama

shekau cannot safe buhari from this one!

kramer:
LMAO.. I have to say that was funny.

Buh If I'm too be wicked I can say GEJ being clueless didn't also realize GMB took the school bag and would have jumped out of the plane and died jus like that, but thanks to the school girl.

Lesson of the story: Nigeria it's yet to find its Obama

hehehehe
Some people will get turned on by this, like it really happened.

The person that compose this stupi.d joke is crazy.
U mean an army general doesn't know a parachute?

Na one clueless drunk from the otueke creek come know am?


Foolish boi....

this is an old joke. infact, u refurbished the joke and put GMB in jonathans place and u put jonathan im the pope's place. everyone has always known jona is a dumbo. no be today.

Stupid, dumb joke

LWKMP, but come 2 tink of it btw buhari and jona who don see parachute physically? na jona suppose carry dat school bag

The OP is as dry & senseless as the joke.

Aliko Dangote has lost half of his fortune and is no longer the richest in Africa - Odensin!

idu1:
The person that compose this stupi.d joke is crazy.
U mean an army general doesn't know a parachute?

Na one clueless drunk from the otueke creek come know am?


Foolish boi....

U mean this 1

Joke has been circulating for at least three years now and GEJ was the laughter to show how clueless he is.
It is apparent that you are behind the times.

Buhari and illiteracy are like twins.

redvektor:
Buhari dat jonzing man way no no him vice name(running mate)

The only man in Nigeria that doesn't know the full meaning of INEC despite running for Presidency 4 times! How sad is that?

d APC e-cows can neva find it funny.... Bunch of saddist dat wants to destroy d country.....
BTW so Buhari no sabi parachute