divAnnie:
Just came across this

EASY WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH YOUR SPOUSE!

1. 16 Missed Calls?
You Killed My Battery
So You're Capable Of Killing Me...
It's Over!!!

2. How come mosquito is
biting me and not biting u.
I smell conspiracy.
ITS OVER!

3. You don't even respect me,
I'm talking and
you are busy breathing?
It's over!

4. So now ur drinking coke dat
has another man's name on it,
better go and find him
cus it's over between us.

5. So Beyonce's
"Drunk in love" is Ur caller tune?
I can't trust alcoholics with
my future kids.

6.They are shouting bird flu,
You are still cooking chicken.
you want to kill me?
It is over!

7. I called you
and you picked up immediately.
You lack patience.

8. Why are you using Broom
to sweep my Room
when you know
I support PDP?
It's over.

9. "You are always
abbreviating ur texts,
you want our children to
be short abi?
It's OVER.

10. I told U
I love my food hot
but u refused to
warm the ice cream.
U don't care abt me.
It's over.

11. You don't pay your tithe,
if you can cheat on God,
then who am I?
Park ur things

divAnnie:
I love numbers 1,3,7,10 and 11. Hilarious!

Cutehector:
hahahaha. Whr av u been al dis while huh

divAnnie:
been having series of tests. This is me taking a break before my head explodes. Imagine, nxt week,we have about 3 tests that we've been informed of. I just tire

Cutehector:
eya. I realy noticed ur absence. I hate tests eh. U wil read and read buh wat wil come out as d test questions wil be so different and one wil be forced to copy. Looool

divAnnie:
lol. In my dept, if u dnt knw it, don't bother copying cos u won't even undastand wat u r copying. Plenty things feeling abstract yet they exist

Cutehector:
lol yeah those pathway ish. I can understand. Nd d worst part is dat most of all dese biochemistry lecturers hardly gv students high marks. Wen I was stil in school, I remember my frnd who was in biochemistry too, he wil read and read and read, all night too. Its really not easy

divAnnie:
you just gave the summary. Hw was ur day?

Cutehector:
was pretty cool. Enjoyed myself today

divAnnie:
wow, sounds like u had super fun. That's nice. Need to go 2 bed, 2mrw is gonna be one busy day. Gudnyt

ijobaooorun:
Pls pls pls if U̶̲̥̅̊ wanna chat U̶̲̥̅̊ got whatsapp, Bbm, 2go. Dnt cum here on thread A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ start occupying space

Rapmoney:
Op, u wan kpuf me with laugh

divAnnie:
is it your space we are occupying? Wait lemme cal him 'cutehector com n see'.

divAnnie:
is it your space we are occupying? Wait lemme cal him 'cutehector com n see'.

Cutehector:
lol sweerie leav d guy. I knw dr typ. They all came from the national zoo

ijobaooorun:



Chaiiiiiiiiii A̶̲̥̅̊♏ speechless....
Annie or wat Α̲̅я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ U̶̲̥̅̊ called qoute me again U̶̲̥̅̊ Α̲̅я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ gone for good...





Sign:: #TRY ME TRY G̶̲̥̅Ơ̴͡Ð

divAnnie:
funny u

ijobaooorun:
reasons why grls of nowadays get jilted by men


They Α̲̅я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ always stubborn


Why

divAnnie:
thank God its not u who will eva jilt me, u r jst not good enough. Bye

ijobaooorun:


Who do U̶̲̥̅̊ think U̶̲̥̅̊ Α̲̅я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥



U̶̲̥̅̊ better than #ESTHER??

ℓ̊ can't even date ur kind, i'll rather make U̶̲̥̅̊ ♍Ɣ sex machine.... Bleep yah

divAnnie:
pointless arguing with you. You are occupying space. Please shift

andersyn:
Hahaha

Rapmoney:
Op, u wan kpuf me with laugh