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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hilsocial(m): 5:49pm On May 22, 2015
Yes i know he is around.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 5:52pm On May 22, 2015
hilsocial:


Look at babatawa post after ur own @ 3.07 pm
Lol his model too make sense if u really want an illegal child
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 6:18pm On May 22, 2015
theSpark:


Nice. I schooled in Minna
Which school for Mx be that
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by theSpark(m): 6:29pm On May 22, 2015
shawwal1:
Which school for Mx be that
FUT Mx
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 6:41pm On May 22, 2015
theSpark:


FUT Mx
That's luvly na FUTmites you be,the sch campus radio 2make sense,You rocked Gk n Bosso b that
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by theSpark(m): 6:49pm On May 22, 2015
shawwal1:

That's luvly na FUTmites you be,the sch campus radio 2make sense,You rocked Gk n Bosso b that

Na so. Stayed 3 years in New Yorkgrin Bosso before I went to find peace in GK.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 7:12pm On May 22, 2015
Good evenin my prospectives team b15 hope u guys are having fun Tgif#
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 7:17pm On May 22, 2015
theSpark:


Na so. Stayed 3 years in New Yorkgrin Bosso before I went to find peace in GK.
Lol New York indeed that's life everything comes ago n u lookback n recall hw crazy sch life had been.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 7:22pm On May 22, 2015
starlight101:
Good evenin my prospectives team b15 hope u guys are having fun Tgif#


Evening #TGIF fun will start soon as u don Shw body, hit us with the latest party Jam Mr DJ .
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 7:24pm On May 22, 2015
*throws stone at thread, runs away* cheesy
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 7:27pm On May 22, 2015
shawwal1:

Evening #TGIF fun will start soon as u don Shw body, hit us with the latest party Jam Mr DJ .
listening to skales ft davido
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 7:28pm On May 22, 2015
theSpark:


Nice. I schooled in Minna

Minna! No city in naija breeds weed smokers like minna
Infact Minna has its own locally made sh.itt one i know of is "okpakara", smoke it and ur hair start to fall off cheesy
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 7:29pm On May 22, 2015
babatawa:
*throws stone at thread, runs away* cheesy
you don break my head :'
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 7:33pm On May 22, 2015
starlight101:
listening to skales ft davido
Bros u sounded lyk u r lonly y listen when u can hear n rock anytin rockable arnd grin
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 7:35pm On May 22, 2015
babatawa:
*throws stone at thread, runs away* cheesy
Your papa must hear this!throwing stones at Elders?wch kind pikin we get for this generation na
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 7:35pm On May 22, 2015
starlight101:
you don break my head :'
shocked Abeg No vex, na miccoy head i bin dey aim for
and we nur get any medical personnel for thread sad
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 7:35pm On May 22, 2015
Stupid wife In an oil company, this man was about to receive a contract of N30 million when his wife called him on phone. (On phone) Wife, wooooooooow, darling I have a very big surprise for you, I can't believe this. Husband: wow, ok pls I will call you back, I'm about to receive a contract of N30 million Wife: Darling it's a good news but this one is very urgent pls come home now, pls it's VERY URGENT. Husband: but I'm about to.... Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST ME Husband: em, pls my wife just called me for an urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n come back quick. Company: Well, if you leave. I'm afraid of what might happen to d contract, The man quickly went home. Husband: (seriously sweating) honey why dis urgent surprise, when I was about to receive a contract worth 30 million? Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God has finally answered our prayers, Husband: R u pregnant? Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed u in ur contract. Husband: wow, so what's d surprise? Wife: (being happy) Honey, I can't believe this, u know we have have been praying for over 6 months now and God has finally answered us, That Big rat that always didturb us in the kitchen is finally dead, I called u to come and remove it, you know I'm afraid of touching rats.? what will u do?

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 7:37pm On May 22, 2015
babatawa:

shocked Abeg No vex, na miccoy head i bin dey aim for
and we nur get any medical personnel for thread sad
i no gree
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 7:43pm On May 22, 2015
starlight101:
Stupid wife In an oil company, this man was about to receive a contract of N30 million when his wife called him on phone. (On phone) Wife, wooooooooow, darling I have a very big surprise for you, I can't believe this. Husband: wow, ok pls I will call you back, I'm about to receive a contract of N30 million Wife: Darling it's a good news but this one is very urgent pls come home now, pls it's VERY URGENT. Husband: but I'm about to.... Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST ME Husband: em, pls my wife just called me for an urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n come back quick. Company: Well, if you leave. I'm afraid of what might happen to d contract, The man quickly went home. Husband: (seriously sweating) honey why dis urgent surprise, when I was about to receive a contract worth 30 million? Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God has finally answered our prayers, Husband: R u pregnant? Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed u in ur contract. Husband: wow, so what's d surprise? Wife: (being happy) Honey, I can't believe this, u know we have have been praying for over 6 months now and God has finally answered us, That Big rat that always didturb us in the kitchen is finally dead, I called u to come and remove it, you know I'm afraid of touching rats.? what will u do?

Hahahaha ... I'll the what the nxt person that quotes the joke wants to do.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 7:49pm On May 22, 2015
shawwal1:

Your papa must hear this!throwing stones at Elders?wch kind pikin we get for this generation na

Old man Woju o undecided

Our pipo talk say snake wey nur respect himself na e small pikin dey take do belt... Continu
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hilsocial(m): 7:59pm On May 22, 2015
starlight101:
Stupid wife In an oil company, this man was about to receive a contract of N30 million when his wife called him on phone. (On phone) Wife, wooooooooow, darling I have a very big surprise for you, I can't believe this. Husband: wow, ok pls I will call you back, I'm about to receive a contract of N30 million Wife: Darling it's a good news but this one is very urgent pls come home now, pls it's VERY URGENT. Husband: but I'm about to.... Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST ME Husband: em, pls my wife just called me for an urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n come back quick. Company: Well, if you leave. I'm afraid of what might happen to d contract, The man quickly went home. Husband: (seriously sweating) honey why dis urgent surprise, when I was about to receive a contract worth 30 million? Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God has finally answered our prayers, Husband: R u pregnant? Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed u in ur contract. Husband: wow, so what's d surprise? Wife: (being happy) Honey, I can't believe this, u know we have have been praying for over 6 months now and God has finally answered us, That Big rat that always didturb us in the kitchen is finally dead, I called u to come and remove it, you know I'm afraid of touching rats.? what will u do?

No need i cant marry dat kind of wife. So no need to ans.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dubylhover(m): 8:00pm On May 22, 2015
majidyusuf:
good morning to you too, thanks
oga well done oo.any news?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dubylhover(m): 8:03pm On May 22, 2015
starlight101:
Stupid wife
In an oil company, this man was about to
receive a
contract
of N30 million when his wife
called him on phone.
(On phone)
Wife, wooooooooow, darling I have a very big
surprise for
you,
I can't believe this.
Husband: wow, ok pls I will call you back, I'm
about to
receive a contract of N30 million
Wife: Darling it's a good news but this one is
very urgent
pls come home now, pls it's VERY URGENT.
Husband: but I'm about to....
Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST
ME
Husband: em, pls my wife just called me for
an
urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n
come back
quick.
Company: Well, if you leave. I'm afraid of
what might
happen to d contract,
The man quickly went home.
Husband: (seriously sweating) honey why dis
urgent
surprise,
when I was about to receive a contract worth
30 million?
Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God
has finally
answered our prayers,
Husband: R u pregnant?
Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy,
if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have
disturbed u in ur
contract.
Husband: wow, so what's d surprise?
Wife: (being happy)
Honey, I can't believe this, u know we have
have been
praying for over 6 months now and
God has finally answered us,
That Big rat that always didturb us in the
kitchen
is finally dead,
I called u to come and remove it, you know I'm
afraid of
touching rats.?
what will u do?

y is dr blame on d wife,if yu tell me dis kinda tin,i wud stone d man to death..d wifv didnt do anything oo..its d foolist man that left 30m that he was seeing life
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 8:09pm On May 22, 2015
babatawa:


Old man Woju o undecided

Our pipo talk say snake wey nur respect himself na e small pikin dey take do belt... Continu
You just spoke like person wey hin gradmama train,ever had experience of been reported 2ur parents?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 8:15pm On May 22, 2015
starlight101:
Stupid wife
In an oil company, this man was about to
receive a
contract
of N30 million when his wife
called him on phone.
(On phone)
Wife, wooooooooow, darling I have a very big
surprise for
you,
I can't believe this.
Husband: wow, ok pls I will call you back, I'm
about to
receive a contract of N30 million
Wife: Darling it's a good news but this one is
very urgent
pls come home now, pls it's VERY URGENT.
Husband: but I'm about to....
Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST
ME
Husband: em, pls my wife just called me for
an
urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n
come back
quick.
Company: Well, if you leave. I'm afraid of
what might
happen to d contract,
The man quickly went home.
Husband: (seriously sweating) honey why dis
urgent
surprise,
when I was about to receive a contract worth
30 million?
Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God
has finally
answered our prayers,
Husband: R u pregnant?
Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy,
if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have
disturbed u in ur
contract.
Husband: wow, so what's d surprise?
Wife: (being happy)
Honey, I can't believe this, u know we have
have been
praying for over 6 months now and
God has finally answered us,
That Big rat that always didturb us in the
kitchen
is finally dead,
I called u to come and remove it, you know I'm
afraid of
touching rats.?
what will u do?
Lol this will never be my portion Amen!tru tru this woman no go see smyle on my face for a vry long time bt she wicked o
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Stancity(m): 8:22pm On May 22, 2015
Emlina:
Hehehe. No too vex abeg, i'm njoyin ds family. Biko, edit d register again nd put stancity before nd after me. Btw, i'm a 'she'. A vry fine she.
Sweet... I like it.. tongue
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hadassaheke(f): 8:34pm On May 22, 2015
foxxynik:

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Ok
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As in... 2:1 in physics is like a first class..... Reasons many 2:1 physics students are retained..... But its also political in unical.... Am already working under faculty of science...under the office of the sub-dean...
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Will work my service down to where am working now! Then! Will forward my master's and get my lecturing appointment!...
nice one bro......

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 8:36pm On May 22, 2015
dubylhover:
oga well done oo.any news?
No news for now
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by miccoy(m): 9:22pm On May 22, 2015
babatawa:


shocked Abeg No vex, na miccoy head i bin dey aim for

and we nur get any medical personnel for thread sad
Am I ya mate? * frowns* angry
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Ayima: 10:01pm On May 22, 2015
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Benny95(m): 10:03pm On May 22, 2015
*Watching from palm tree with microscope*
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 10:16pm On May 22, 2015
hadassaheke:
nice one bro......
. . Thankz man!

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