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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hilsocial(m): 12:58am On May 02, 2015
majidyusuf:
she has 3 kids o

E be like u de una different time zone cos na now de come online.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hilsocial(m): 12:58am On May 02, 2015
majidyusuf:
she has 3 kids o

E be like u de una different time zone cos na now una de come online.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 12:59am On May 02, 2015
hilsocial:



E be like u de una different time zone cos na now una de come online.
I wan watch hawaii five 0,I just wake
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 12:59am On May 02, 2015
chikaodili345:


Unlike you, I never claimed to have any idea.

Oh puhleasez!
in as much as this convo is concerned
all you've done was claim to know "whats best applicable for (male) masturbation"
not like u gat half a ball or any semblance of the male genital so how on earth could you know..
that my dear aint just a claim buh a very false one..
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hilsocial(m): 1:00am On May 02, 2015
hilsocial:



E be like u de una different time zone cos na now una de come online.

I cant miss bro. Page 70. Dedicating it to all d guests in d building, always watching like spectators in Las Vegas now. Good 9t all
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by chikaodili345(f): 1:00am On May 02, 2015
babatawa:


Oh puhleasez!
in as much as this convo is concerned
all you've done was claim to know "whats best applicable for (male) masturbation"
not like u gat half a ball or any semblance of the male genital so how on earth could you know..
that my dear aint just a claim buh a very false one..

Do you have difficulty reading? Because I don't recall ever typing those quoted words.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 1:01am On May 02, 2015
majidyusuf:
she has 3 kids o
hw you take know?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haliluck(f): 1:01am On May 02, 2015
majidyusuf:
she has 3 kids o
Tell him 4 me abeg
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 1:02am On May 02, 2015
babatawa:

hw you take know?
I know everything
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haliluck(f): 1:03am On May 02, 2015
babatawa:


hw you take know?
Him go know nw
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haliluck(f): 1:05am On May 02, 2015
babatawa:


Oh puhleasez!
in as much as this convo is concerned
all you've done was claim to know "whats best applicable for (male) masturbation"
not like u gat half a ball or any semblance of the male genital so how on earth could you know..
that my dear aint just a claim buh a very false one..
U no go let dis matter rest ehn babatawa...mayb she does hav balls
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 1:05am On May 02, 2015
chikaodili345:


Do you have difficulty reading? Because I don't recall ever typing those quoted words.


smh... u sure knw wat i mean, you dont have to CLAIM to be right always sweetie...
Go back and read ur posts biko
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haliluck(f): 1:07am On May 02, 2015
babatawa:


I've always known mccoy to be a mischievous fellow
buh you, when you start this kind kuru kere waka?
na wetin never allow you born pikin be that... sad

You ehn!!! Na u teach me d kuru kere waka nw
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 1:08am On May 02, 2015
haliluck:
U no go let dis matter rest ehn babatawa...mayb she does hav balls
just maybe!
coz i nur just understand this my friend ehn
dem say housewife wey dey look for pikin na she nur dey sleep with pant...
she nur b housewife and she nur gree sleep with pant..
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Benny95(m): 1:09am On May 02, 2015
babatawa:

TDB?
Yeah, 4 sculpture garden!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 1:10am On May 02, 2015
Benny95:
Yeah, 4 sculpture garden!
My Gad! cheesy
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by chikaodili345(f): 1:11am On May 02, 2015
babatawa:



smh... u sure knw wat i mean, you dont have to CLAIM to be right always sweetie...
Go back and read ur posts biko

I don't know what you mean. Hence the question. I know what I wrote, I don't need to re-read it. You, on the other hand...
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haliluck(f): 1:14am On May 02, 2015
babatawa:


just maybe!

coz i nur just understand this my friend ehn

dem say housewife wey dey look for pikin na she nur dey sleep with pant...

she nur b housewife and she nur gree sleep with pant..

grin grin grin you nd ur proverbs....ermmm mayb u shud try using d water-soluble lubricant so u can understand ha beta grin grin
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Benny95(m): 1:14am On May 02, 2015
babatawa:



not like u gat half a ball .
guy hw u knw say she no get balls na? even half sef? U wicked o!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 1:18am On May 02, 2015
chikaodili345:
On a serious note, if you have any interest in masturbating, I highly discourage the use of lotion/vaseline. Please go and buy a proper lubricant.

#FreeMedicalAdvice

How dyu interpret this post?
you dnt have to claim to know it all
thats if atal u actually do know anythn sef
e get wetin we dey call pipo wey get this kind diseass for primary school, abeg who remember the name?
No offence meant tho.
Goodnight..
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by chikaodili345(f): 1:18am On May 02, 2015
It looks like I will add another title for myself, because some of you don't understand simple biology.

Henceforth, I will be known as Master of Sex, in addition to Resident English Scholar.

You're welcome.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 1:19am On May 02, 2015
babatawa:


How dyu interpret this post?
you dnt have to claim to know it all
thats if atal u actually do know anythn sef
e get wetin we dey call pipo wey get this kind diseass for primary school, abeg who remember the name?
No offence meant tho.
Goodnight..
sabi sabi I think
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by chikaodili345(f): 1:20am On May 02, 2015
babatawa:


How dyu interpret this post?
you dnt have to claim to know it all
thats if atal u actually do know anythn sef
e get wetin we dey call pipo wey get this kind diseass for primary school, abeg who remember the name?
No offence meant tho.
Goodnight..

Offence taken.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 1:20am On May 02, 2015
haliluck:

grin grin grin you nd ur proverbs....ermmm mayb u shud try using d water-soluble lubricant so u can understand ha beta grin grin

Loolz* Alabosi ni iwo omo yi
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by chikaodili345(f): 1:21am On May 02, 2015
majidyusuf:
sabi sabi I think

No, it's called over-sabi or ITK.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 1:22am On May 02, 2015
Benny95:
guy hw u knw say she no get balls na? even half sef? U wicked o!

persn wey wear crown no need shout b4 pipo knw say him na king... u dig? grin
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haliluck(f): 1:23am On May 02, 2015
majidyusuf:
sabi sabi I think
Or ITK (I too know)
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 1:24am On May 02, 2015
chikaodili345:
It looks like I will add another title for myself, because some of you don't understand simple biology.

Henceforth, I will be known as Master of Sex, in addition to Resident English Scholar.

You're welcome.

*claps*

add this too

"master of self appraisal"
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 1:25am On May 02, 2015
majidyusuf:
sabi sabi I think
mur like et buh that one na three lettered acronym
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haliluck(f): 1:25am On May 02, 2015
babatawa:


Loolz* Alabosi ni iwo omo yi
U don gimme nickname
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by chikaodili345(f): 1:25am On May 02, 2015
babatawa:


persn wey wear crown no need shout b4 pipo knw say him na king... u dig? grin

what if the people are blind? how will they know the person is wearing crown? the king has to shout to let them know.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haliluck(f): 1:25am On May 02, 2015
babatawa:


mur like et buh that one na three lettered acronym
Na ITK nw

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