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You Really Need To Read This! by DAVECENA(m): 12:07am On Feb 25, 2015
We have to be PRAYERFUL, my people!!!
He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he
was crossing the road to the other side to get
some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him
and he died on the spot.
The lady lost her senses. It was only after some
time that she recovered from her shock. The
funeral and crem...ation was the very next day
because he died horribly.
Two nights later, the lady's mother had a dream
in which she saw an old woman. The old woman
told her mother to wash the blood stains of the
guy from her daughter's dress as soon as
possible. But the mother ignored the dream. The
next night, her father had the same dream and
also ignored it. Then when the lady had the same
dream the next night, she woke up in fear and
told her mother about the dream.
Her mother told her to wash the dress which had
blood stains immediately. She washed the dress
but some stains remained.
The next night she had the same dream again,
washed the dress but some stains still remained.
The same dream was repeated the next night
again and this time the old woman gave her a
last warning to wash the bloodstains, or else
something terrible will happen. This time the lady
tried her best to wash the stains, and the dress
nearly tore, but some stains still remained...she
was very tired.
Late in d evening of that same day, while she
was alone at home, someone knocked the door.
And when she opened the door she saw the same
old woman from her dreams standing at her door.
She got very scared and fainted. The old woman
woke her up and gave her a blue box, which
shocked the lady. And the lady asked, "What is
this?"
The old woman replied, "New Improved Blue Omo
Washing Powder, it removes all stubborn
stains!!!"
I know how you are feeling now. lol..

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