hedonistic:
This one wey una dey discourage masturbation, dey discourage pre-marital sex too, how do you want unmarried young boys and girls to deal with the inevitable problem of konji?

rokiatu:
SOME GUYS WILL BE READING THIS WHILE MASTURBATING.

seekingtruth:
No wonder Jesus was so lean.

FriedPlantain:
Rubbish! Nothing will make me dispose off my wonderful vaseline!

With this vaseline, i can have the best 3some ever with Kim K, Angelina Jolie and Genevieve together on my bed anytime anyday. There ain't no way I'm leaving that shii mehn

Friedplantain

Your account was hacked when you made this statement.. Add that as a disclaimer

EggovinMma:



With the high rate of perverted men these days, raping their daughters, children, clients,housemaids, including innocent cows, abeg let them self service oooo.oooo.You berra leave them to self-service off that evilness away before more blindfolded young gurls go full Newspapers.

rokiatu:
SOME GUYS WILL BE READING THIS WHILE MASTURBATING.

seekingtruth:
No wonder Jesus was so lean.

dact4u:
1. Masturbation makes you weak, it spends more energy and burns your calorie

2. Masturbation creates nervousness and neurological problems

3. Masturbation is a main cause for erectile dysfunction.

4. Masturbation addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

5. Masturbation creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after ejaculation of your sperm. You will experience a damn tired.

6. Masturbation causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

7. Masturbation also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after ejaculation and makes one to feel bad on his own.

8. Getting red hot while masturbating will give a bad name in your surroundings and it is indecent too.

9. Masturbation cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or at least think of a sexual practice/ sex organs of the opposite sex. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., sex.

10. Masturbation creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn’t see the place, people and culture. It makes you to fell in a worse sexual problem if chance knocks the door.

11. Masturbation leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for sexual pleasure.

12. Masturbation is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife.

13. Over masturbation reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not masturbate.

14. Seminal fluid that gets released on masturbation contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; ejaculation often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

15. Ethically masturbation is wrong; you think of X/Y and do sex of your own. This hinders your values and respect on others. May be you are good in all other regard but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

16. Masturbation wastes your time and makes you useless.

17. The pleasure of masturbation never lasts for a long time.

18. Masturbation creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought provoking ability.

19. Masturbation is not the end for your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

20. It is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

21. Guys who masturbate will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can’t feel pleasurable for a long time.

22. Masturbation induces homosexuals in schools, colleges and hostels. Many times the latter creates sexually transmitted diseases like VD, syphilis, AIDS etc.,

BornSad:


Hope you don't go to hospitals, school or even work at all. Go sleep in church.

raayah:


I wish, i might even invest and buy some toys to help me with it.

Nuella222:
u break ma ribs. Innocent cows? when did cows became innocent? When the baby cow turn around and chase its own mother to do her the olingo.

yorke1:
I have seen someone that lie more than Lie Mohammed of APC!

Meanwhile, GEJ till 2019!

searching4love:



SELF SERVICE IS BETTER THAN DATING ALL THESE PROMISCUOUS NIGERIAN GIRLS WHO MOVE AROUND WITH VARIOUS DISEASES LOOKING FOR MEN TO INFECT. SOME LADIES WEARS PANTS FOR 3 DAYS WITH OUT WASHING, SOME URINATE WITHOUT CLEANING UP HEREBY CREATING A TOXIC STENCH WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO BLEEP THEM.

MOST NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE DISEASE CARRIERS SO IF YOU CAN'T LAY YOUR HANDS ON A FOREIGN LADY, I SUGGEST YOU SELF SERVICE

mirenda:
See them rushing the thread...... You can tell every guy that has posted on this thread is an addict to self servicing
PM me if you need help

dact4u:
1. Masturbation makes you weak, it spends more energy and burns your calorie

2. Masturbation creates nervousness and neurological problems

3. Masturbation is a main cause for erectile dysfunction.

4. Masturbation addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

5. Masturbation creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after ejaculation of your sperm. You will experience a damn tired.

6. Masturbation causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

7. Masturbation also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after ejaculation and makes one to feel bad on his own.

8. Getting red hot while masturbating will give a bad name in your surroundings and it is indecent too.

9. Masturbation cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or at least think of a sexual practice/ sex organs of the opposite sex. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., sex.

10. Masturbation creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn’t see the place, people and culture. It makes you to fell in a worse sexual problem if chance knocks the door.

11. Masturbation leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for sexual pleasure.

12. Masturbation is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife.

13. Over masturbation reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not masturbate.

14. Seminal fluid that gets released on masturbation contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; ejaculation often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

15. Ethically masturbation is wrong; you think of X/Y and do sex of your own. This hinders your values and respect on others. May be you are good in all other regard but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

16. Masturbation wastes your time and makes you useless.

17. The pleasure of masturbation never lasts for a long time.

18. Masturbation creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought provoking ability.

19. Masturbation is not the end for your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

20. It is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

21. Guys who masturbate will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can’t feel pleasurable for a long time.

22. Masturbation induces homosexuals in schools, colleges and hostels. Many times the latter creates sexually transmitted diseases like VD, syphilis, AIDS etc.,

FriedPlantain:
Rubbish! Nothing will make me dispose off my wonderful vaseline!

With this vaseline, i can have the best 3some ever with Kim K, Angelina Jolie and Genevieve together on my bed anytime anyday. There ain't no way I'm leaving that shii mehn

Friedplantain

skylane:
Anybody doubting the op shud read dis,I was a victim of self service for 12years,I self service atleast 8 times every day for 12years,
i look far older than my age now,
it destroyed my self worth and confidence so much
i used to have loss of memory,I can't concentrate well,I easily get confused,my skin dries easily,I sweat profusely,I learn things with difficulty even simple things,I became a hardcore porn addict up to the extent that I know so numerous actresses,I was caught by members of my family so many times with porn,I noticed I cudnt have a girlfriend,I had to go to a prostitute house to disvirgin myself(I regret this move I took)and I notice when I was having sex I wasn't enjoying it atall,I wud av to self-service to. Be satisfied,even when I later got two girlfriends,I still don't enjoy sex atall,so my relationship doesn't last,infact I released too quick and they where never satisfied,and I noticed my dck shrunk a little bit I am always tired feeling lazy,it also gave me some spiritual problems, I strongly advice anyone engaging in such act now shud stop it before it gets to mine,self service is like taking cocaine cos the sprain releases some hormones called neurotransmitters during any sexual condition,and too much of it damages the brain,so anyone self servicing shudnt critized any cocaine addict.am still fighting it hard now with d word of God,so dat it wud not make me impotent or having problems in marriage.pls eshew all such practices chao

Epimetheus:


Help yourself first and pray to god to forgive you for the millions of little spermies you've sent to eternity.
God dey watch you o

LLVelly:
LIES[color=#990000][/color]

zaedd:
Guilt will kill an onanist.

Lovexme:
235 GUESTS!

Anything sex-related truly sells.