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AKPOS world joker by Shollay20(m): 8:44am On Feb 26, 2015
A secondary school geography teacher went to drink at a beer parlour after school on friday. His wife was at home waiting for him to come back as usual. Past 4pm he's not yet back, so the wife thought he is staying for evening class. 8pm he is not yet back so the wife became worried and alerted some friends. They all went to the school to find him,everywhere was empty. They called the principal and he said the man left for home immediately after school. This made the wife to become more worried. It's now 11pm so they went and reported to the police who joined in the search. At about 2:30pm, they found the man sitting at a corner, awake and not sleeping. They reached to him and asked why he has refused to come home. He called them a bunch of illiterates..."you lack knowledge in geography,.. since the earth rotates with everything in it, I decided to sit here and wait for my house" http://jokes.wapego.net/forums.php?ses=zAKYJKJJuHmLeK1zMtEt6Hvm9kf
Re: AKPOS world joker by Shollay20(m): 8:49am On Feb 26, 2015
JOURNEY OF THE BIBLE
At a stage, the first and second Kings of Chronicles were coming to visit Ezra, Nehemiah and Esther for the misfortune of Job, their brother. Then they noticed that Mr. Psalms was teaching his children Proverbs concerning Ecclesiastes and Songs of Solomon. This coincided with the period that Isaiah and Jeremiah were engaged in Lamentation for Ezekiel and Daniel their friend. By that time, Amos and Obadiah were not around. http://jokes.wapego.net/forums.php?ses=zAKYJKJJuHmLeK1zMtEt6Hvm9kf
Re: AKPOS world joker by Shollay20(m): 9:00am On Feb 26, 2015
WIFE'S PANTIES
Akpos and his wife were in bed watching TV read more: http://jokes.wapego.net/forums.php?ses=zAKYJKJJuHmLeK1zMtEt6Hvm9kf
Re: AKPOS world joker by Shollay20(m): 6:44am On Feb 27, 2015
BLOOD TEST
Akpos walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken http://jokes.wapego.net/forums.php?ses=14fvW8kyc7nW8kYch,GZ-icARmc&id=forum&f=1566154
Re: AKPOS world joker by Shollay20(m): 7:35am On Feb 28, 2015
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the http://jokes.wapego.net/forums.php?ses=14fvW8kyc7nW8kYch,GZ-icARmc&id=forum&f=1566154
Re: AKPOS world joker by sairuwa2: 6:22pm On Feb 28, 2015
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Re: AKPOS world joker by Shollay20(m): 6:37am On Mar 01, 2015
EXAM QUESTION III
2nd Semester Exams For All Departments
Course: Love Mathematics.
Course code: LMS111
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.
1. If a girl is in love for 10 years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating such, read more so funny http://jokes.wapego.net/forums.php?id=topic&f=1566154&t=4e094022832cfc50ec6a019bfb5b50fa
Re: AKPOS world joker by Shollay20(m): 3:27am On Mar 02, 2015
An elephant and a camel are talking. The elephant asks, "Why do you have, read more here http://jokes.wapego.net/forums.php?id=topic&f=1566151&t=085f27b5120e10396cee516800797a79&read=1
Re: AKPOS world joker by MCGT(m): 8:01am On Mar 02, 2015
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Re: AKPOS world joker by Shollay20(m): 12:56pm On Mar 02, 2015
An old farmer wrote a letter to his son in prison."
Son this year I will not plant cassava and yam because I can't dig the field [url]http://jokes.wapego.net/forums.php?ses=lNAhc2QXJUhuY,qhabaP5g44j58&id=topic&f=1566154&t=46d874638847d2ffb9a4d7275cb5542[/url]
Re: AKPOS world joker by Shollay20(m): 6:42am On Mar 04, 2015
A husband tries to leave the house at night but his wife stops him...
WIFE: Where are you, read more here:
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Re: AKPOS world joker by Shollay20(m): 5:36am On Mar 06, 2015
THE BLIND MAN
A husband and his wife were waiting at the bus stop with their
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Re: AKPOS world joker by Shollay20(m): 7:30am On Mar 07, 2015
FOOTBALL IN HEAVEN
There were two old guys, Akpos and Emeka, sitting on a bench outside Emeka's house and talking about football, just like they did every day. Akpos turns to http://jokes.wapego.net/forums.php?id=topic&f=1566154&t=d156b39cfb7f56cc06f9cd3e2eaf84f3

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