you wan kill me abi, have you seen an average ATL girls booty

found out you were a twin

Scream for joy.wont wait to see my twin.
Find out nairaland is gone,

wud cry for hours




saw ursef having breakfast with OBAMA

who is obama

found yourself in a plane with a bomb strapped to your leg

Arkinses,i dnt know u hated me dis much now ur no longer my fwend

you know i got your back now

ok, you woke up the daughter of a saudi king.

leave me alone jor

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you woke up and heard arkinses is dead

I'll say eyah n then have breakfast

If you woke up one morning and found out you were sleeping on a million dollars?

rokiatu:

you woke up and heard arkinses is dead

haba rokky,wud cry for days but i dont want him to die o.


@Lord reed ure wicked


@Topic i wud quickly grab the money and run away lest it shd disappear


you found out that u ve turned into a girl

whitesturd:

@Lord reed ure wicked

But it's true naa

@topic: Look in the mirror n make sure am beautiful and I have a great figure.

You found out u are the President of Nigeria.

Lord_Reed:

I'll say eyah n then have breakfast

LMFAOOOO @TOPIC, run back to sleep

you are on a set of a hollywood movie.

Act like it was a Hollywood movie

Woke up and found urself flying in the sky?

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition! Roki, I'm still alive o! or so. At least whitesturd will miss me.

I would fly away from life's troubles.

What if you died during and your reincarnate was a ram a day to ramadan

Make sure I run away

You wake and only u and 1 person of opposite sex are left on earth

wont be needing these then

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woke up without a schlong or its equivalent

hey Arkinses is still alive Thank God


@Topic



found out that u have lost ur memory

Start a new life

You find u have Aladdin's magic lamp

whitesturd:

hey Arkinses is still alive Thank God

arkinses has 9 lives

I would wish Lord_Reed choked on his breakfast while I died

you married a dwarf

arkinses:

I would wish Lord_Reed choked on his breakfast while I died

Breakfast wey I don chop finish since besides u've kicked d bucket no wishes for u

@Topic: Make sure the furniture/kitchen is resized

Found urself naked in the middle of a busy early morning market

act like a looney and use style to pack provisions

were being chased by an angry mob ready

pray that I am not in a wheelchair, and that have a gun in my pocket and that I dont shoot it in reverse?

If you wake up one morning and found out that your life was only a figment of your imagination; non of it existed, you had only been hallucinating, that you're in fact, an 89 year old woman with extensive alzhimers in an elderly-people's home. (lol)

lol very funny,wud just take rat killer and end it all





found ursef in a grave yard

Akebulan:

pray that I am not in a wheelchair, and that have a gun in my pocket and that I dont shoot it in reverse? 

If you wake up one morning and found out that your life was only a figment of your imagination; non of it existed, you had only been hallucinating, that you're in fact, an 89 year old woman with extensive alzhimers in an elderly-people's home. (lol)

you have too much time on your hands. My dying wish would be to see you hung

Would feel at home

woke up looking like ET

I'll go home

Wake up in the midst of Zombies

arkinses:

Would feel at home

woke up looking like ET

Re: Your "You have too much time on your hands. My dying wish would be to see you hung" comment.

Why are you so angry? I dont remember doing anything wrong to you (hell, i dont even know you) besides, even if I did, am sure am a nobody so why would you get so upset to write such a comment? Anyway, it is well. Hope it becomes well with you too.

don't take Nairaland too seriously. I just made that comment for kicks but i'm sorry if you thought otherwise.

arkinses:

don't take Nairaland too seriously. I just made that comment for kicks but i'm sorry if you thought otherwise.

whew! good to know.
I think the second half of the comment was a little out of context but to be honest, I'm glad you clarified.Sorry to digress, people.

Lord_Reed:

I'll go home

Wake up in the midst of Zombies

Zombies are hellascary! I'd hope my feet dont fail me


Find out you just swallowed your $1,000, 000.00 winning Lotto ticket.

Regurgitate! Fast!

U on the moon in a spacesuit

pray the suit has a release vent for farts

woke up broke with OBJ's looks

Go and intimidate some PDP bigwigs and get rich again lol

Found urself as Sec Gen of d UN