Kai! Wen did I have u kindergarten? I'll b happy sha

Am ur husband

i'l cry
u're an animal

A tiger! Am are go hunting

Everything is made of glass

that will be fine by me as long as the don't break

the world is Hell

I'll make sure there is A/C

Nobody can remember their own names

U don suffer be dat, cos na only rice u go dey chop.

Nobody understands how to write anymore

I tin I'll rejoice den I'd eat more beans lol

The price of everything drops to 10% of their current value eg 1000 to 100

Hahahaha men dat will be d day. I will pray it does led to assassination attempts

Everybody hates u

but God love me

God can talk to you

Hey sexyLeamon why did u abadon this woderful thread na?

@topic
If u mean like Moses men that'll b awesome I would be humbled n pleased

You are in a war front n there is an active battle around u

Halle-luyah Halle-luyah Hal-le-luyah!!! I don go be dat. Mansion here I come!

All ur electrical appliances can talk

i'll pretend i didnt hear them and they would be confused or i'll tell them to shut up or i'll run the hell away from all electrical appliances


you can hear what everyone is thinking

i wil use it to my advantage



If you are female, u are preggers with twins, or if you are male, you have a period?

that would be so cute I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee kids I will just married the father

love do not exist anymore

Lord_Reed:

Hey sexyLeamon why did u abadon this woderful thread na?

okay am back

@topic then we will do the hating

hatred do not exist

Oh men! It will be the bomb! I will be so happy!

U can see thru anything

me like that, but i will learn to close my eyes some times

u can fly

wud be happy,wud quickly fly to America to see obama,spend sumtime with him



u found ursef on a big tree

Climb down with a pocket full of fruits

Woke up beside a gorilla

wud kill the gorilla and eat it up




found ursef beside me?

forgot all your revised court cases in the exam hall

God forbid olorunmajeeeeeeeooooooooooooo



u walking naked on a busy street

Do yanga with my something

woke up on the 15th heartbroken

e no fit happen.na even m go break guys heart



caught ur gf wt a guy redhanded on ur bed having fun

My something is satisfying enough, thats what she says

woke up with craw craw all over ur face on the 14th

Employ you as my conductor

found out that instead of being called to bar, you were called to be a bar maid at a 1star hotel.

Nothing do me, i'd become their attorney!

obj was at ur mercy in court