Cry and go crazy


You woke up to missing one leg.

exchange back that 'one leg destiny" with @ DezVienna

breast dripping with milk

I'd freak out, get up holding my behind and sit on the toilet and probably see just how much comes out and then call my mother to ask what it might be before calling the ambulance.


Woke up to a phone call that you have to come down for questioning regarding the murder of your closest sibling (if no sibling, cousin or friend).

Well, i will attend the questioning

Woke up bald.

go back to sleep (my hair is my treasure )

what if you woke up as a toddler

Be glad that i have another opportunity to right all my wrongs.


woke up inside kirikiri maximum prison

Straight to church to commence fasting n prayer for healing.

Anytime u wear clothes they just turn to torn rags

@honeric 01 consult mickeal scofied in prison break for help to break out

@lord_Reed stop wearing ur clothes, tie them around u


found yourself in hell/hades surrounded by satan and his angel tomentors

ll begin to bind and loose

and found u bed wetted

Come wake you up



U slept outside your gate

Thank God for safety


u v changed colour

^{To white and black?} . . .enjoy while it last




You were drugged

(@wendybaby whateva ur name means welcome to nairaland, may i be ur guide) (i assume from black to white) appear on US embassy to collect visa for residency

spouse have been raped

@steve49ja drink lots of water

spouse have been raped

Huh?

start now am awaiting further instructions

Woke up and saw yourself in the jungle, surrounded by lions.

I'd go back to sleep, i_{t must be a nightmare}

Went to the bank and was told your account was completely empty when you had deposited some good amount of money there,

Flip the F$%& out and wouldn't leave until I left with some damn money.


. . . you four hours to get to another country before you would just up and die.

Make calls find out possible remedy. . .



You were very ugly?

I'll go act a horror movie

No matter wat u do u can't get out of bed

get involved with bedmantics to earn a living

saw your husband sleeping next to u but with his eyes wide open

Can't have a husband

Woke up with 3 of your right fingers missing

plastic surgery comes in handy

saw your wives boobs flatter than slippers

The rest of her is ok rite? No worries den I married her not only her bosoms (bosoms lol. . . u gotta luv NL!)

Nobody seems to know who u are even ur immediate family n closest friends

I will simply relocate


You woke up half human, half monkey

Ask Obasanjo how he copes. .



You were half drunk and your wife's mother/husband's father also half drunk slept on the same bed with you.

Pour water on their part of the bed and make it look like they wet the bed





Ur nostrils have grown 3inches wider and u can smell the fart which is on the way out of ur bum.

spray perfume on and in my bum


you won most ugly male/female on the planet

the tin wey i dey look for na hin i got, shebi na me participate/contest. Dem no force me.


And found out that you're adopted

Come meet you for counselling



One of your leg is longer than the other