Contact Anonymous to do a little favour for me.


that Chucky (or some DAMN SCARY CREATURE) is staring at you.

I'd decapitate him and drink red wine from his skull




You were covered in a pool of blood

check if im leaking.
If NO - check for the source.

If YES - Call and thank all my lovely family & friends for being there for me,passionately kiss bekay and tell her i love her, tell emofine that i had a heavy crush on her, send roses to all the female posters here, send all the gentlemen here credit. Beg everyone to allow Osama10 win, say bye to all forum games posters, post my very own obituary message on Nairaland. Do the undone and then set my alarm to wake me up in the next 2hrs.




find out you have been dropped on a island with nothing but a single shot in a 17th Century pistol like Jack Sparrow.

^^lol we'll miss you.

Xionez:

find out you have been dropped on a island with nothing but a single shot in a 17th Century pistol like Jack Sparrow.

I'd do a little dance finally happy to be in solitude and use that time to ask myself some questions. . .then after my initial jubilation has wore off and I've exhausted my soul searching I'd take my 17th century Pistol and shoot a massive whale so I can use the body as transportation back to civilization.



You woke up in an older body.

Makoma is back with their new music video 'Yo Ozali' is the second hottest single from their new album ' EVOLUTION' soon to hit store near you. This young and talented African Gospel musical group has what it take to be the champ in Gospel scene. Armed by their unique voices, the Makoma family has been around for a long time and they are still making good music for us Africans. The actual members of the group are: Annie Makoma, Pengani Makoma, Duma Makoma, Martin Makoma, Tutala Makoma & Patrick Badine. The group is currently based in the UK.

VIDEO: Makoma - Yo Ozali (Gospel Congo) or see it below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zylWq5KNdaQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zylWq5KNdaQ&feature=player_embedded


Story of Makoma

Makoma is a Congolese Christian pop RnB music group that mainly sing in English & Lingala. Lingala is the national language spoken in the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC, once known as Zaire). Makoma formed in 1993, by Tutala Makoma. They started performing as a group in 1995 as a group called Nouveau Testament. When they moved 1997 to Holland was when they became Makoma. If you have seen many of Makoma interviews, you would've heard one of their songs then: Nayoki Sango.

They started Gospel music in 1999 and made several albums:

1999 with "Nzambe na Bomoyi (Jesus for Life)".

2002 with King of Kings

2005 with No Jesus No Life

2011 with History (July)

2011 with Evolution (December)

Makoma won 2002 a Kora Awards a best new Artist Africa and in 2005 the South Pacific Award.

Makoma currently sings for BC3 MEDIA LIMITED. A Global Record Label which sit in United Kingdom.

The actual members of the group are: Annie Makoma, Pengani Makoma, Duma Makoma, Martin Makoma, Tutala Makoma & Patrick Badine.

Previous Nathalie and was part of this group.
Nathalie decided 2006 just to concentrate on her own solo career and left the band.

Since they start 1999 there songs in Lingala one producer was with them all the time: Andre Straesser.
Andre is a successful International Producer for Music and did several different projects which reach the top 20 in a lot of countries.

Additional Philipp Bauss was producing over the years several clips for the group.
Philipp Bauss is working today in the Top Management of the German Telekom Group and is also the Managing Director of BC3 MEDIA which has his own Record and Video production Studio and works with several international musicians together. BC3 Media signed of with Amazon a deal for there worldwide distribution of all CDs/DVDs products.

www.makoma.co.uk

emöfine:


You woke up in an older body.

Do massive cosmetic surgery


woke up to find out that your life was just a dream.

go back to bed so as to wake into reality.


found out you're Jonathan's lost child.

I'd burn that damning birth certificate then incur a brutal blow on my head to induce amnesia - I'd rather lose my memory and forget about that misfortune than to be admitted for depression to the nearest clinic.




You were laid across a cold slab where pathologists were preparing to perform a live autopsy on you.

beat the hell out of the mofos

you had both winky and a honeypot beneath you.

Smile and go back to bed. Wetin i fit do.




You find out that the world is all black and white.

get myself some crayons to design my world


found out your intenstines are missing

:-x

Go back to dreamland and find it.



You've been transgendered.

deal with it


you want your blood brother in an intimate way

Go for DNA test to confirm he's my blood,if he is I'll go for deliverance.




You lost all your teeth.

revert to drinking ogi

you lost you womb and also can't make ovaries.(eggs)

Taa I must go back to sleep and get them back,shioor.




Your p3nn1s is Er3ct and refused to mellow after trying everything within your power to calm it down.

would stay indoors till further notice (not a new thing )


found out you woke up wetting the bed while everyone of your family members were staring at you.

Jejely get up and claim that i got drunk before sleeping. Then thank God it wasnt my friends that caught me.
Oh the SHAME!!!!



find out that your ass has grown bigger overnite.

Ah then I just have to complement my new derrière with a b[i]o[/i]ob job, to make my chest bigger so as to give my body balance.



you were in another person's body.

make use of it while it last


you loved 10 different men equally.

I'll kill myself

you woke up one morning and discovered you've bin sleeping for a year!

rx steve:

I'll kill myself

you woke up one morning and discovered you've bin sleeping for a year!

Woah. some Rip Van Winkle ish. That needs an entire thread on its own. 


Woke up one morning and found out you're God. 

that means one thing = insanity

you found out you are the father of your brothers children.

Surrender to fate. Let time and nature take its course. But i will keep mum on the situation. Make kasala bust when e wan bust.



Find out your/his pernis is still sleeping and you/he cant raise him up.

call him of of his sleep

boko haram killed Jonathan

Ask if Sambo and Rimgin were also "taken care" of.


Can't log into your email.

then hack into it. Chessy stuff



your missing a kidney.

Find who took it and have them pay, I didn't donate it

Your body is made of bread.

I will Eat myself!

Found out rapture have taken place.

I'll be *finding out* from heaven's gate, actually


You've been transformed into an Ogre?

Become a Hollywood Horror Movie Star.

All paper money in the world has been eaten by rats.