Michael DrBiggie Adeyemi I
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FAMOUS SAYINGS OF PRESIDENT JONATHAN
1. CNN has said our Economy is growing. The
best Economists are at the World Bank. Now
you have all these Nigerian Economists talking
nonsense. Do they know better than CNN or
World Bank?
2. Nigeria is not poor. Come and see the
amount of private jets Nigerians parked at
Kenya Airport when we went to Nairobi for
Conference. Kenyans were just looking at us
with envy. How can you say Nigerians are poor
3. Nigerians need jobs. Vote for me and i will
create Unemployment
4'. We are giving special Scholarships to our
First Class Graduates.......in ten years time,
they are going to take us to the Moon
5. How can you jus say $20 billion is missing.
If that kind of money is missing, the Americans
will know. They know everything
6.Corruption is not stealing. If you put yam
where a goat is, the goat will eat the yam.
7. If you go to Lagos and shout "ole ole" they
will stone you well well. But if you shout
"corruption", people will jus be looking at you.
8.Why should i declare my assets? I don't give
a damn!
9.People are just raising false alarm. How can
200 children go missing jus like that? It is our
enemies trying to cause confusion. But we are
investigating the matter
10. We are going to rebuild the Chibook school.
And we are going to build high fences round
the school to protect them next time . Yes Yes.
11. People keep saying,why don't we go to
Chibook, why don't we go to Chibook. Aaah, we
can't go to Chibook jus like that. The Boko
Haram people will fire at us.
12. This Abuja bombing is not by MEND. We
know it is by Boko Haram. They are
everywhere. Boko Haram is even in my
Government.
13. Boko Haram are our siblings. You can't set
the Army to go and wipe out your family
14. Mend tried to kill me. They came to bomb
me in Abuja. That is why we jailed Henry Okah
in South Africa
15. I did not plan the Election postponement.
Even my Service Chiefs did not consult me.
16. If i knew Election was going to be
postponed, why will i waste my time and
Federal Government money to go and campaign
in Bayelsa.
17. Is Shekau dead? I don't know whether
Shekau is dead or not. You journalists should
know better . You get more information than
many of you. You should know whether he is
dead or not.
18. I am the Commander in Chief of the Armed
Forces. You don't expect me to go and be
fighting in Sambisa forest. People jus talk
anyhow.
19. We are going to buy Guns and give good
Pensions to our Brave Soldiers, so that when
they are killed, their families will not suffer
20. Some people jus call themselves Statesman
for nothing. They jump about and talk like
motor park touts.
21. After God and my Parents, the third person
i thank most for my life is President Olusegun
Obasanjo.
22. I want to apologise to the people of Rivers
State for not bringing any Projects here. It is
because i don't want people to say i am doing
favouritism. Vote for me and in the next 4
years you will see my hand
23. I am the sitting President. If there is any
trouble, it is me that the United Nations
Secretary General calls. Everything is on my
head.
24. May 29 Swearing in Day is sacrosanct.
Definitely, a new President will be sworn in on
that day.

the clueless one ever

mystockyear:
the clueless one ever

ya father clueless

Your Mother Senseless

OREMUSSANCTUS:
ya father clueless

lols

GEJ till 2019

Looooolllllllllllll.......But truth be told GEJ and PEJ have rilly given us many things to laff about

It's like having Mr. Ibu and Sikiratu Sindodo as the Prexy and Wife.

Its a lie,gej didnt say al this...wait o,if its true dat he said them,mehn,dx guy ....