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Things You Did As A Naija Kid !!! by sundoj08(m): 12:19am On Feb 28, 2015
A friend sent this to me and i realized i actually did a whole lot of this cheesy childhood was really fun jare.

Don't be shy just say the ones you did grin

For me, that mummy and daddy under the bed was Epic cool.
Choi and i recall my friend being whipped one time for having dozens of rubber bands in his school bag instead of books.
I'd really like to know how you survived childhood if you didn't do any of these :
--If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.
- if you didn't sing jangilova epo motor.

You can add yours and be proud of your childhood..

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Re: Things You Did As A Naija Kid !!! by ipledge10(m): 5:39am On Dec 22, 2015
So you also dry show for here cheesy
Re: Things You Did As A Naija Kid !!! by menabae(f): 1:38pm On Dec 22, 2015
Funny,and my best play is called siwe, playing mummy and daughter,and fying akara with red clay , grin
Re: Things You Did As A Naija Kid !!! by 2prexios: 8:09pm On Dec 22, 2015
I miss childhood,

such a great time.

I did all of these and more.

Our girls did ten ten, suwe, etc.

and just only few know this:

my mother told me,

that she would buy me,

another dolly,

in for a good, good, good

a little prayer,

another dolly friend,

another jolly friend.

for ever more, 1234, doremido.

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