My girlfriend told me late last night
that it's over between us, I thought about
it and I found out that life without her
is meaningless, so I decided to kill
myself.
I jumped from my reading table to my bed but I didn't die, I went to the
express road & looked carefully before
crossing the road, nothing happened to
me.
I drank 4 bottles of lacasera with
too much suya but nothing happened,
I
took a lot of mangoes without swallowing the seeds, yet I
didn't see hell!
I proceeded to another level of
concoction....I prepared gizzard
and kidney sauce with strawberry juice
and lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened to me. I ate cake, chocolate
mixed with ice cream, still I didn't die.
I'm so worried now cause I just
finished eating fried rice with chilled
maltina and fresh fruit salad but
nothing has happened to me. I'm really upset right now.
My friends, what do I do? Should I
try plantain and chicken with fresh
milk? Will it work? Advice me please,
I'm waiting for your advice.
What concoction do you prescribe?

Try go swim inside pepper

hahaha badt guy

try goat egg and toast bread with expired viju milk

tnx spartoo i try it too