;DA female teacher was having a problem with Akpos in her class of 3rd grade.

Akpos said ‘M’am, I should be in 4th grade, i’m smarter than my sister & she’s in the 4th grade’.

The M’am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complaints & took Akpos to the Principal’s office.

She explained everything to the Principal who decided 2 test Akpos with some questions that a 4th grade pupil should know.

Principal: What’s 3 + 3?

Akpos: 6

Principal: 6 + 6?

Akpos: 12

& so on..

The Principal asked the boy many questions & Akpos got them right.

The Principal then asked M’am 2 send Akpos to 4th grade.

M’am decided to ask some more questions & the Principal agreed.

M’am: What does a cow have 4 of, that I’ve only 2 of?

Akpos: Legs

M’am: What’s in your pants that you have but I don’t have?

Akpos: Pockets

M’am: What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?

Akpos: Coconut

M’am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?

The principal’s eyes open really wide, but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.

Akpos: Bubble Gum

M’am: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. What am

I?

Akpos: Tent

The principal was looking restless

M’am: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when u’re bored.

The best man always has me 1st n what am I?

Akpos: Wedding Ring

M’am: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When u blow me, you feel good?

Akpos: Nose

M’am: I’ve a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver

Akpos: Arrow

M’am: What starts with ‘F’ & ends with a ‘K’ & if you don’t get it, you have to use your hand?

Akpos:Fork

M’am: What’s it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his & a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

Akpos: Surname

M’am: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible for making love?

Akpos: Heart

The principal heaved a sigh of relief & told the teacher, ‘Send Akpos 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!

Akpos got a clean mind.

All my answers were wrong and 'dirty'.

lol...

Hmmmm

xreal:
Akpos got a clean mind.

All my answers were wrong and 'dirty'.

As in, I failed with pride

famousdee:


As in, I failed with pride

lol

I failed some sha but that doesn't mean I have a dirty mind.



What I have is a matured mind with some adult contents or you can say that I av a sexy imagination.

Lol see oyinbo, I swear u fail all

Tallesty1:
I failed some sha but that doesn't mean I have a dirty mind.



What I have is a matured mind with some adult contents or you can say that I av a sexy imagination.

Teacher bad gan