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What Happened On My Visit To A Rich Man's House by jackpot(f): 11:19am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Hmmm! Nawa For all those rich people ooo. I went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me & asked. MAID: What would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee? ME: Tea pls. MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea? ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white? ME: White. ... MAID: Milk or fresh cream? ME: With milk. MAID: Goat milk or cow milk? ME: Cow’s milk. MAID: Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow? ME: Uhm, lemme go with d freeze land cow. MAID: Would u like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? ME: Sugar. MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar? ME: Cane sugar MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar? ME: Abeg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water... MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water? ME: Mineral water. MAID: flavoured or non flavoured? ME: In fact get me an empty glass! MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? ME: Abeg, free me, I go swallow my spit... Have a lovely weekend jor 3 Likes |
Re: What Happened On My Visit To A Rich Man's House by ginawest(f): 11:45am On Feb 28, 2015 |
yaay!!dis op av kill me wit laff o |
Re: What Happened On My Visit To A Rich Man's House by spacefreak: 12:10pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Re: What Happened On My Visit To A Rich Man's House by Fribery: 12:32pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
nice joke jack inna pot.. |
Re: What Happened On My Visit To A Rich Man's House by AlphaDibia(m): 10:55pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Walahi |
Re: What Happened On My Visit To A Rich Man's House by bluefilm: 5:37pm On Jun 25, 2021 |
jackpot: Very funny |
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