I actually do not know what to call this. Would have labelled it 'lying' but our African tradition would totally be against that, besides, it's morally not right.
You hear a child shouts 'what the hell' and the mother tell's the neighbour, oh my child said' what the creaking ducking fucking hell' hey! That's the height mum! This people just say what you didn't even mention at all.

This morning after my dad saw my school mate which I apparently do not physically know but well acquainted with my dad. All I think I ever said was 'where does He stay'? Then my father this morning made me sound extra-ordinary childish when he interpreted that to the guy. He put it in a way which looks as if I've been dying to meet him. Mehn, I felt like screaming.

Please can this things ever stop or do we have to hold conferences with this people?