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Farmers Nd Ducks by Migines(m): 7:06pm On Jan 10, 2009 |
There was this little boy that lived in the country. One day he walked through a farmers yard with duct tape under his arm, and the farmer asked, "Where you going boy?" The little boy answered, "I am going to catch me a duck." The farmer said, "You know, you can't catch a duck with duck tape." The little boy continued to walk on, and a little later the boy came back through with 2 ducks under his arm. The farmer just looked at him in amazement. The same boy came back through the same farmers yard the next day with chicken wire under his arm and the farmer asked, "What are you doing now boy?" The boy replied, "I am gonna catch me a chicken". The farmer said, "You can't catch a chicken with chicken wire!" The little boy continued on his way, and a little later the boy came back with a chicken under his arm and the farmer just stood in awe. The same boy came through the same farmers yard the next day with a bunch of pussy willows under his arm the farmer said, "I am not gonna ask. I know what your going after, and I'm going with you!" |
Re: Farmers Nd Ducks by darequam(m): 8:04pm On Jan 10, 2009 |
Ruggedboy PUSsY! Gatch, do u kno where they took? I've gotta follow em too |
Re: Farmers Nd Ducks by Nobody: 8:08pm On Jan 10, 2009 |
where is he? I think I need to follow that boy oh |
Re: Farmers Nd Ducks by neowelsh(m): 10:10pm On Jan 10, 2009 |
make owner go come, pussy=cat , |
Re: Farmers Nd Ducks by clemcykul(f): 4:20pm On Jan 12, 2009 |
@post lol |
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