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Farmers Nd Ducks by Migines(m): 7:06pm On Jan 10, 2009
There was this little boy that lived in the
country. One day he walked through a farmers
yard with duct tape under his arm, and the farmer
asked, "Where you going boy?"

The little boy answered, "I am going to catch me
a duck."

The farmer said, "You know, you can't catch a
duck with duck tape."

The little boy continued to walk on, and a little
later the boy came back through with 2 ducks
under his arm. The farmer just looked at him in
amazement.

The same boy came back through the same farmers
yard the next day with chicken wire under his arm
and the farmer asked, "What are you doing now
boy?"

The boy replied, "I am gonna catch me a chicken".

The farmer said, "You can't catch a chicken with
chicken wire!"

The little boy continued on his way, and a little
later the boy came back with a chicken under his
arm and the farmer just stood in awe.

The same boy came through the same farmers yard
the next day with a bunch of pussy willows under
his arm the farmer said, "I am not gonna ask. I
know what your going after, and I'm going with
you!"
Re: Farmers Nd Ducks by darequam(m): 8:04pm On Jan 10, 2009
Ruggedboy
PUSsY! Gatch, do u kno where they took? I've gotta follow em too
Re: Farmers Nd Ducks by Nobody: 8:08pm On Jan 10, 2009
where is he? I think I need to follow that boy oh grin
Re: Farmers Nd Ducks by neowelsh(m): 10:10pm On Jan 10, 2009
make owner go come, pussy=cat tongue,
Re: Farmers Nd Ducks by clemcykul(f): 4:20pm On Jan 12, 2009
@post lol

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