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Bartender by Migines(m): 7:09pm On Jan 10, 2009
A drunk walks into a bar, sits down and demands a
drink. "Get out" says the bartender. "I don't
serve drunks here".

The drunk staggers out the front door, only to
come back in through the side door. He sits at the
bar, bangs his fist and demands a drink. "I just
told you to get out, didn't I? Now LEAVE!".
The drunk gets off his stool, stumbles out the
side door and, comes back inside through the back
door.

Once again, he sits at the bar and loudly asks for
a drink. The bartender, now glowing mad, looks at
the drunk and yells "I told you, no drunks
allowed, now get out!!!". The drunk looks up at
the bartender and slurs "How many fuckin' bars
do you work at, anyway?"
Re: Bartender by darequam(m): 7:50pm On Jan 10, 2009
Ruggedboy
i love tha joke, shows that naga is really drunk,
Re: Bartender by neowelsh(m): 10:40pm On Jan 10, 2009
oboy god don punish dat guy, grin all d bar he visited in the state, na d same bar-man dey all tongue

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