hi all, do u think u gat a nice joke, show ur talent here,

and am thinking of something, i dont no how reasonable it is. just all these musical talent hunt show, why cant we organize a talent hunt show for comedians too and see how it goes, we can seek sponsor from all these telecommunication company, or what do u think

here are few,



with thnx -from br ijaz

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money,
and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said
to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the
casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."



And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he
died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died.



He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and
her friend was sitting
next to her. When they finished the ceremony,just before the undertakers got
ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a
box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the
undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.



So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that
money in there with your
husband."


The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian; I can't go back on my
word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with
him."
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"



"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account
and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."


no smiles ---for a while
luks like ever1 is busy smiling elsewhere


Thought 1.

When men are born, their mother's get the compliments and the flowers.

When they are married, their brides get the presents and the publicity.

When they die, their widows get the life insurance.

What do women want to be liberated from?
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Thought 2.

The average man's life consists of :

Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,

Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;

and at the end, the mourners wondering too.





TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY A MAN NEEDS TO BE:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
,
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


50. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where
she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Leave him alone

cant blieve dat u who has no interest in other threads can seek for co-operation chai

hmmmmmm

LOL.

lolabbey chased me out of other thread  and am scared to go back

:d

@blims
nice one there

i beg to differ

romade, I tot I've been the only one noticing that

:d

wetin do ur keyboard?

Lolabbey:

hope no problem

oh,

u no am the only male child in our family (okanla) so i need myself and that lola way u dey see, na mama oooo

she fit tell person mae he dey lol dey go,


u go just dey lol dey go everywhere,


thats y, make una help me beg am,

lol plz,


back to the competetion, any interest or does it make anysense?