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Buhari Took School Bag Instead Of Parachute!! by Wizdray: 3:51pm On Mar 02, 2015
plane was about to crash and there were only
four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were
five passengers in it .The first passenger was
Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best
footballer, I cant die now". So he took one
parachute and jumped out of the plane. The
second passenger was Aliko Dangote and he said
"I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to
die". So he took the second parachute and jumped
out of the plane. The third passenger was General
Buhari and. he said: " I'm the person with the
highest integrity in Nigeria and I'm about to win
presidency so I can't die now, my people still need
me". So he took one and jumped out of the
plane.Then the remaining two passengers left
werePope Francis and a little school girl.The Pope
said to the little girl "take the last parachute, I'll
sacrifice my life for you".The little girl replied "No
need for that. There are two parachutes left".The
Pope asked "How come?"The little girl replied;
"General Buhari took my school bag"
Re: Buhari Took School Bag Instead Of Parachute!! by CeiW5k: 11:23am On Mar 08, 2015
what he is doing....

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