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Lol!! Conversation Between Akpors And Chichi. by reganvida: 7:38am On Mar 06, 2015
magine this conversation...

Chichi: Do you smoke?
Akpos: Yes....
Chichi: How many packs a day?
Akpos: 3 packs.
Chichi: How much per pack?
Akpos: N200.
Chichi: And how long have you
been smoking?
Akpos: For 15 years.
Chichi: So, one pack costs N200,
and you have 3 packs a day,
which puts your spending each
month at N18,000. In one year, it
would be N216,000 correct?
Akpos: Correct.
Chichi: If in one year you spend
N216,000 not accounting for
inflation, the past 15 years puts
your spending at over
N3,000,000 correct?
Akpos: Correct.
Chichi: Do you know that if you
hadn't smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up
interest savings account and after
accounting for compound
interest for the past 15 years, you
could have now easily bought a
brand new Range Rover HSE
Sport?

Akpos: Do you smoke?
Chichi: No.
Akpos: So where's your Range
Rover HSE Sport then?

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Re: Lol!! Conversation Between Akpors And Chichi. by Emodeee: 7:48am On Mar 06, 2015
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