LOL

How can they possibly ever be able to pay him,who averages more than $60 million dollars per film.,
the budget of the entire Nollywood is not even up to half of 1/4 of that. . .
Except they get bailed out by the govt.,which i doubt,F.G wont make a special budgetary provision 4 Tom Cruise.

SCYLLA:

@poster
PM me I could hook you up with photoshop CS3, or maybe you really don't have the skills to fool anyone

CS3? my grandmom uses CS3 i'm on CS4 bro.  

Muza:

LOL

How can they possibly ever be able to pay him,who averages more than $60 million dollars per film.,
the budget of the entire Nollywood is not even up to half of 1/4 of that. . .
Except they get bailed out by the govt.,which i doubt,F.G wont make a special budgetary provision 4 Tom Cruise.

Lets just say he's doing it for charity, trying to spread his Scientology religion to Nigeria.  


You guys need to visit the Graphics section of the forum, its buzzing with stuff like this!!

@ Poster

Walahi, you try no be small. You for just wait till April 1^st to pull this trick. You for win Nairalands Prankster of the year award.

ANyhow sha, Nice one. For all the mugus wey fall, stand up clean your dress.  

Okija_juju:

@ Poster

Walahi, you try no be small. You for just wait till April 1^st to pull this trick. You for win Nairalands Prankster of the year award.

ANyhow sha, Nice one. For all the mugus wey fall, stand up clean your dress.  

And can all the "Stars"of Nollywood and Nollywood itself pay Tom Cruise?If people dont know,Tom Cruise's earning practically equals 10 State's yearly budget if not more.Tom Cruise acting with such people will only dampen his resume.

Who dash Nollywood/monkey free banana?

there's nothing we cannot do in niger. i like such work sha but na wa for una o

Nawa o. Some people take things rather seriously sha.

Thanks bro, i need more of dat

lol Nothing Photoshop can't do, and Tom cruise is not yet that desperate.

Even Leo speaks Yoruba in a blockbuster Yoruba movie coming soon!!!

Why can't people take a joke??!! I would call them out but it's not that serious.

High five Raymond.

COMMON RAYMOND88, !some of us are computer litrates, i can use your own picture and make the same poster, staring you and tom cruise, dont undermine ppl like that and start a joke like this,

Loyalty:

COMMON RAYMOND88, !some of us are computer litrates, i can use your own picture and make the same poster, staring you and tom cruise, don't undermine people like that and start a joke like this,

^^not calling him out but exactly. You were supposed to laugh then go to a different thread not state the obvious.

Hehehehehe

nairaland sha!!!!

A good photoshop effort

norrin wa we no go see for nairaland

StephenP:

^^not calling him out but exactly. You were supposed to laugh then go to a different thread not state the obvious.

ahhh how i go just skip,make im no think say im don catch mugu, but the joke was a good one sha,

bloody fat lie.

The sentiment and thought behind it is great but the picture is obviously a product of photoshop.

Make i tell una how the script take go
For 30 minutes for the 1hour 30 minute movie goes for adverts (Nollywood style)
Desmond dey live for naija
him no get money
he con sell him papa land take start small business
come marry Chioma
them come dey manage life
Until Chioma see work for airport
one day tom cruise come come naija as tourist
him come see chioma
him come like her
him come talk to chioma say him wan dey friend her
Chioma come dey play away game for desmond back
desmond come know through reliable sources
desmond wan come vex go beat two of them
one of desmond friend come tell am not to go fight
come tell him say na blessing in disguise
the friend come tell desmond say make dem go rob tom cruise, steal all him dollars
End of part one (Nollywood style, watch out for part two)

honeric01:

Make i tell una how the script take go
For 30 minutes for the 1hour 30 minute movie goes for adverts (Nollywood style)
Desmond dey live for naija
him no get money
he con sell him papa land take start small business
come marry Chioma
them come dey manage life
Until Chioma see work for airport
one day tom cruise come come naija as tourist
him come see chioma
him come like her
him come talk to chioma say him wan dey friend her
Chioma come dey play away game for desmond back
desmond come know through reliable sources
desmond wan come vex go beat two of them
one of desmond friend come tell am not to go fight
come tell him say na blessing in disguise
the friend come tell desmond say make them go rob tom cruise, steal all him dollars
End of part one (Nollywood style, watch out for part two)

***LMAO***

Loyalty:

ahhh how i go just skip,make I'm no think say I'm don catch mugu, but the joke was a good one sha,

Laughing and moving on is just good. Everyone knows its photoshop.

Having a sense of humour is the best thing that can happen to anyone!

First of all,they said wisley snipes came to improve nollywood now tom cruise.

Toh! Wettin man go talk, e be like say him career don end be that.

Can you pay Tom Cruise $40 million, ?
OR better still 4 billion naira, ?

Is nairaland turning into a fantasy news site? Anyway we dont need Scientology in Nollywood.

strange that some people actually believed the prank. the poster was obviously done by a very creative prankster.

Boy this is not attractive, it appears fake to me. Please put a bit of it on youtube.

tHAT WAS REAL CREATIVE OF RAYMOND.

cruise's pic is the best.

Ray didn't insert the others well.

So that's the easiest point to know his photoshop weakness.