TEACHER:
Jonathan
2+8?
JONATHAN:
March 28, Sir.
TEACHER:
This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you for the Election date?. Sit down!
(turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve
this problem.
PATIENCE:
Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy
weh de sit by d door.
Make you sendam out, d
problem go solve be dat.
TEACHER:
If I send him out, what will I do to dull pupils like Jonathan and you?
PATIENCE :
Make you allow us repeat class, Sir.
BUHARI:
(Raises hand and cuts in)
Ankle, Don't agree sir. They'll always pail. Dismiss
them. The answer is 10.
TEACHER:
Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan should be dismissed, first. Remember he's stillthe class captain.
BUHARI:
1. He never speak the truth.
2. He is wicket.
3. He never ware shoes to the school.
4. He cheats.
5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark.
6. He dances even when the class is in trouble.
7. He over sleeps.
8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our
monthly kwantributions.
9. He doesn't take correction and
10. Hates to be advised.
TEACHER:
Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a
leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. Is that okay?
MANY:
Yes sir!!, it is okay sir.
Patience: Deriz God oo