You forgot the main one

Their thick, coarse voice.
The way they pronounce names wrongly

• Agege----Aege
• Oshodi----Oshod
• Berger----Bajar
• Egbeda----gbeda

Eko ni baje ooooooo

ceeSleek:
*4*

THEY'RE CO-ORDINATED:

Yes, Lagos conductors are very co-ordinated, they do thing serially. A Lagos conductor can never start collecting money randomly or from the back. He'll always be like... '' ejoo owo siwaju '' meaning (money 4 front), he will always collect line by line ooo. And you can never cheat them ooo. They'll catch you... This i think is a unique feature.

**More rolling, you can add yours oo**

@bolded. It is 'niwaju'

L0l just this m0rning while c0ming t0 wrk a c0nduct0r was fighting a passenger because 0ff #10 naira and d driver went hell 0n him!! d driver naw started explaining t0 0ther passenger like " na so him dey du dey fyt fyt with all d passenger since morning! Lol and right there d driver sacked him and pay him off i luv them th0 eko oni baje
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Some of them are actually very nice. I met one of them at Obalende and didn't know where to get a bus to my destination. He left his bus where he was calling for passengers and went ahead to try and show me the park where I could get a bus going to my destination. He was running ahead of me and I couldn't keep up. Turned out buses were scarce and they were struggling for the bus so he made the conductor of that bus reserve a seat for me. That made me change my opinion of them.

Chai ! Can't stop laughing calling aege instead of agege

onyedikachukwue:
Lagosians hate buhari.
IN GEJ WE TRUST
SEALORDS ENDORSE GEJ

Who cares if Maame Water endorses him?

I always enjoy d ride when conductor and passenger are fighting

anytime anyday, they are ever fun especially for the inquisitive mind. Imagine ikorodu na kodu oo. You go wait for oshod ta ya

onyedikachukwue:
Lagosians hate buhari.
IN GEJ WE TRUST
SEALORDS ENDORSE GEJ

aro baggar

onyedikachukwue:
Lagosians hate buhari.
IN GEJ WE TRUST
SEALORDS ENDORSE GEJ

....and we keep sailing...make i capito sha...infact make i bru for one corner

Mancity26:

....and we keep sailing...make i capito sha...infact make i bru for one corner

u will surely drown one day ALORA SUCKS

onyedikachukwue:
Lagosians hate buhari.
IN GEJ WE TRUST
SEALORDS ENDORSE GEJ

Stop this nonsense immediately. Stop using the name of an apolitical organization you do not belong to, to advance your candidate.

If you intend to counter that you're a member, you should save it because if you were, you'd know it frowns on partisanship and its apolitical. Blyat!!!

And the way they call places together....u go hear

Ketu ojota mile12 koodu ooo(ikorodu)
or
pangoof(palm groove) onipanu yaba.....if u no sabi Yoruba wella, na confusion go b ya second name..

CoCoLav:
Some of them are actually very nice. I met one of them at Obalende and didn't know where to get a bus to my destination. He left his bus where he was calling for passengers and went ahead to try and show me the park where I could get a bus going to my destination. He was running ahead of me and I couldn't keep up. Turned out buses were scarce and they were struggling for the bus so he made the conductor of that bus reserve a seat for me. That made me change my opinion of them.

#classic

onyedikachukwue:
Lagosians hate buhari.
IN GEJ WE TRUST
SEALORDS ENDORSE GEJ

Go back to your village, Okoro.

onyedikachukwue:
Lagosians hate buhari.
IN GEJ WE TRUST
SEALORDS ENDORSE GEJ

You probably don't live in Lagos.

D governor of Central bank must b so proud of dem wit d way dey neatly arrange monies collected.

chrisviral:
but op why you no arrange ya update well, e just be like wetin conductor compose.

You be conductor?

no bro i'm not, and you?

nwachinemelu:
Guy u talking from 10yrs experience! Am haPpy for u because u r now a driver,,,u have moved from CHANGE #apc,conductor# to TRANSFORMATION #pdp,driver #

udooo!

merieam16:
guess ure frm sambisa abi

sambiza Nne gi. san fransisco.

mytime24:
Op nA conductor

no babe.. I'm not. But, i can conduct your affairs.. nicepics.

ceeSleek:
no bro i'm not, and you?

Lmao obviously I'm not.

gbenga007:


@bolded. It is 'niwaju'

thanks bro.

chrisviral:


Lmao obviously I'm not.

hehehe...

ceeSleek:
no babe.. I'm not. But, i can conduct your affairs.. nicepics.

wich affairs wen am nt d driver

mytime24:
wich affairs wen am nt d driver

no, your personal affairs.

Jarus:
If you don't enter a bus because of their "no change o" chanting, you will sleep at the bus stop. Because everyone will say that. Just enter and after much shout, they will sort you out eventually.

Hi Mr Jarus, kindly check your mail sir. I sent you a mail

isan:
u will surely drown one day ALORA SUCKS

isan:
u will surely drown one day ALORA SUCKS

isan:
u will surely drown one day ALORA SUCKS

is dat d best u can say?

*Enter with your change to avoid force marriage ooo...

*Enter with your change, I pay for 3, I pay for 4... I no wan hear ooo...

onyedikachukwue:
Lagosians hate buhari.
IN GEJ WE TRUST
SEALORDS ENDORSE GEJ

U still dey confra U no go comot
Sealord ko,riverlord ni. Rubbish!!!

Isokay

sometimes ago I was to get a bus going to mile 2 orile,i stood there for hours because all I kept hearing from conductors was ma..olee!!! ma..olee!!! suddenly two conductors came and started dragging over my bag,the guy that won took my bag and pushed me into the bus before even asking me where I was going.inshort I was in the wrong bus.