For the past few months, President Jonathan had been engaging himself with a meeting with pastors, kings, soldiers, asscociation and other group.

My question to him, is if you have done well, that alone is a campaign without visiting.

Anyways, #IHave Decided

Aftr all dix,he will den fail..wat a president.

If he likes he visits Sango and Amodioha together, my mind is made up, I am voting for GMB

If it is performance Gej has no problem but Nigeria election is not about performance who is Buhari that will defeat Gej in election GEJ WILL WIN but those old arrogant elder that brought us thus far are still the problem and they are still breeding people like you. it quite unfortunate.

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TEACHER:
Jonathan, 2+8?

JONATHAN:
March 28, Sir.

TEACHER:
This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you of the month of March. Sit down!
(turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem.

PATIENCE:
Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d problem go solve be dat.

TEACHER:
If I send him out, what will I do to dull pupils like Jonathan and you?

PATIENCE :
Make you allow us repeat class, Sir.

BUHARI:
(Raises hand and cuts in) Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them. The answer is 10.

TEACHER:
Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan should be dismissed, first. Remember he's still the class captain.

BUHARI:
1. He never speaks the truth.
2. He is wicked.
3. He never wears shoes to the school.
4. He cheats.
5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark.
6. He dances even when the class is in trouble.
7. He over sleeps.
8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly contributions.
9. He doesn't take correction and
10. Hates to be advised.

TEACHER:
Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. Is that okay?

ALL:
Yes sir!!, it is okay sir