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| 15 Innocent, White Lies Women Tell Men That They See Right Through by Loyalblak007(f): 8:41pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
1. “I’m fine.” What it means: If today were opposite day, yeah, I’d be fine. Why they use it: Because it would be too easy to just come right out and tell us that something’s bothering them. Used in a sentence: “Don’t worry about standing me up at dinner last night, I’m fine.” Synonyms: It’s whatever; Don’t worry about it, Let’s just move on 2. “I never do this.” What it means: I do this quite often, really. Why they use it: To give the impression that they don’t do sh*t like this on a week-to-week basis. Used in a sentence: “Oh… you didn’t use a condom – it’s OK, I never do this.” Synonyms: This is new for me; Wow, first time for everything I guess 3. “I’ll be ready in five minutes.” What it means: I’ll be ready in 25 to 35 minutes. Why they use it: To buy themselves some more time while getting ready. Used in a sentence: “You can wait outside, I’ll be ready in five minutes.” Synonyms: Gimme a couple; I’ll be out soon; Five mins; Take a five 4. “I’m not drunk.” What it means: I’m very drunk. Why they use it: To prove that they’re very in control of themselves and liquor consumption. Used in a sentence: “What Er u saying I’m yb hte bar…..I’m not drunk.” Synonyms: I barely even drank; I’m not durnkk 5. “I’m not gonna puke.” What it means: Start the countdown, she’s about to blow. Why they use it: I don’t know, maybe because she’s triple the legal BAC limit and her perception is slightly skewed. Used in a sentence: “No, I just need to use the bathroom within the next 10 seconds – no, I’m not gonna puke.” Synonyms: I feel fine; I just have to use the ladies’ room; Excuse me for a second; Where the F*CK is the nearest bathroom 6. “I’m usually not this crazy.” What it means: I’m usually crazy, just maybe not THIS crazy. Why they use it: To salvage any remains of their integrity and perhaps their chance at a second date. Used in a sentence: “Wow, that escalated really fast. I’m usually not this crazy.” Synonyms: I’m normal; I’M NORMAL 7.“Oh, he’s just a friend.” What it means: He’s a friend, but, yeah, I probably have slept with him at some point or another. Why they use it: To keep their sexual history as vague as possible. Used in a sentence: “The guy who just touched my ass? Oh, he’s just a friend – stop being so paranoid.” Synonyms: We went to camp together; I know him from high school; he’s like a brother to me 8. “I didn’t expect anything from you anyway.” What it means: She expected quite a bit from you, in fact – now that you’ve split ties with her – the book of baby names she bought will undoubtedly go to waste. Why they use it: To project the fact that they’re independent and by no means emotionally invested in you. Used in a sentence: “Oh, we’re breaking up… now? That’s fine, I didn’t expect anything from you anyway.” Synonyms: We weren’t anything, anyway 9. “I promise I won’t get mad.” What it means: Wait and see how mad I’m about to get. Why they use it: To entice you into divulging something you wouldn’t have, prior. Used in a sentence: “Just tell me the truth, everything, I promise I won’t get mad.” Synonyms: I don’t care, just tell me; Just tell me now and I’ll forget about it 10.“I’m not the type to get jealous…” What it means: Something just made me jealous. Why they use it: To provide themselves with some feigned confidence. Used in a sentence: “I saw you check out that girl, good thing I’m not the type to get jealous or else we’d have a problem.” Synonyms: She was gross 11. “We were bar hopping.” What it means: There was probably a club, or two, as well as a dude’s apartment involved. Why they use it: Because “bar hopping” sounds fun-loving and innocent. Used in a sentence: “Yeah, it was a girls’ night, we just went bar hopping.” Synonyms: Bounced around some dive bars; We had a low-key night; It was an early night 12. “I don’t care about her, she’s in your past.” What it means: I really haven’t been able to do much of anything since I saw you like her Instagram. Why they use it: To make it known that she’s aware of your dating history and ensure that it remains “history.” Used in a sentence: “Your ex texted you? True, I don’t care about her, she’s in your past.” Synonyms: Whatever; She’s old news; Do you still want her? 13. “I’m on my period." What it means: We ain’t having sex! Why they use it: Because they ain’t trying to have sex with your sorry ass! Used in a sentence: “Stay right there, I’m on my period.” Synonyms: It’s my time of the month; I don’t think you’re going to wanna go down there; These sheets are new; Yeah, I’ve got the new stringless tampons 14. “Sorry my phone’s dying and the charger is on the other side of the room.” What it means: You just got ignored via text. Why they use it: To seem polite, even though they just blatantly ignored a string of your text messages. Used in a sentence: “Sorry, my phone’s dying and the charger is on the other side of the room – I’m just getting these now.” […Weeks later.] Synonyms: I’m sorry, the number you have reached is not in service or is temporarily disconnected 15. “I’ve only had sex with [insert low number here] people.” What it means: I’ve had sex with [that tiny number of] people, multiplied by three. Why they use it: To appear more sexually selective than they might be. Used in a sentence: “I’ve only had sex with three people, and I’m just keeping the Costco-sized box of dental dams in the closet for my roommate.” 1 Like |
| Re: 15 Innocent, White Lies Women Tell Men That They See Right Through by ShirelleBaby: 9:10pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
Hmmm |
| Re: 15 Innocent, White Lies Women Tell Men That They See Right Through by rudebouy: 9:10pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
U try. Old gist. Shd be in romance section. |
| Re: 15 Innocent, White Lies Women Tell Men That They See Right Through by Infomizer(m): 11:11pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
Not all men see through...Not all! 1 Like |
| Re: 15 Innocent, White Lies Women Tell Men That They See Right Through by Olufemiolaolu(m): 10:32am On Mar 12, 2015 |
Loyalblak007:Hope arent guilty of this too  |
| Re: 15 Innocent, White Lies Women Tell Men That They See Right Through by Loyalblak007(f): 10:40am On Mar 12, 2015 |
Olufemiolaolu:yes I am  1 Like |
| Re: 15 Innocent, White Lies Women Tell Men That They See Right Through by Olufemiolaolu(m): 11:11am On Mar 12, 2015 |
Loyalblak007:I love ur sincerity. 1 Like |
| Re: 15 Innocent, White Lies Women Tell Men That They See Right Through by mcdokwe(m): 11:20am On Mar 12, 2015 |
What about " my first time was a rape"? |
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