Yoruba mothers are one of the best when it comes
to child upbringing. Yoruba mothers produce the
best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU,
IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These
slaps will make you think you were adopted.
IGBATIwill make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins
onthe spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will
make you expose those who committed the crime
with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will
make you pee in your new pants. And apart from
IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is
IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll
lose balance and your head will go into "auto-
search"asyou'll be looking for what hit you. Oh!!!
IGBAJU OLOYI... It can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF,DUMB and DAFT). You'll be told 'let's go
home' and you'll say 'its in my pocket'... LOL !!!
GOD bless our parents for the good upbringing. If
you were brought-up in yoruba land,regardlessof
how caring your mother was, you would have
encountered these slaps..... I know you're now
laughing unless you're not a YORUBA butmake
d fun continue lolz