SMS Correspondence between me and a scammer.
C is for chinedumo
j is for unknown lover girl.

Sunday 3/8/2015
J 8:11 PM I love u, but very defculty to express befor you... From jenny bye
J 8:29 PM Chinedu i know u might be suprise @ dis jucture, am jenny an old command studnt, but currently a medical studnt @ unilag. I jus got ur phone lick via ur facebook, sorry i ve to make every tin ab@ me a pure secret till i get to enugu... Dear xup ab@ ur skul i hope u mus b tru by now?
J 10:20 PM Please dear is very late to pick ur cal, more ova am wit other hustel room mate.

Monday 3/9/2015
J 12:20 AM Hi dear gudmorning, hw was ur nite! I gues was pretty cool? Jus feel like sayin hi...bye
C 8:08 AM Good morning. Havent been feelin well lately. Malaria i think. am better this morning. Thanks for you concern. How was your nite? I didnt know my number was on fb. have i met you before?
J 9:39 AM Sorry 4 d lata reply am just coming out frm lecture hall. dear am wishing u quick recovery soonest. concerning ur question, yes we ve but nt one on one. Cus i was a set after ur set.
C 10:27 AM Wow. Am flattered. You love someonw you'avent met. If you dont mind my asking. What do you see in me that attracts you?
C 12:11 PM I aske u dat cos pranks like tis are common
J 1:51 PM Hmmm prank? Well edu tanx 4 dat compliments. Takia
C 1:57 PM answer question i aske pls
J 3:24 PM Questioneer sorry i cant answer any of ur question until i get back to Enugu. and pls dnt even push me.....thanks
C 3:29 PM Wat makes u sure i am in enugu?
J 3:31 PM Wat eva....pls am tired i need sum rest ok?
C 3:33 PM how was lectures today?
J 3:50 PM Was stressful but i stil thank God
J 4:05 PM Just tell me, where are u? Or u dnt want us to see cus i wil be comin down to east 4 my elder sister wedding? frm jenny. I ran out of airtim, here is my 2nd line.
C 4:19 PM it depends wen u are comin. I may not b d dude u use to know
J 4:23 PM Stop joor u re still d one i use to knw. Am comin back by thursday. Pls alowe me to ve my siesta plssssssss
C 4:28 PM Lol. On one condition. Show me ur fb timeline
J 4:30 PM I ve sent my friend request already. Pls i want to sleep naa.
C 8:37 PM shey you have slept well? i only saw one jenny cool in friend request. whats ur fb name?
J 8:45 PM Just leave me alon, i damaged my PC screen where am rushing to read ur text...jus stay on ur own okey.
J 8:49 PM Wat are u waiting to pick ur call huh? U ve caused me damages. Naughty dude.
C 8:51 Pm i see you are playing with me. and u are enjoying it. y would u damage ur pc in a rush to read a text?
J 8:58 PM Am playin wit u, hw? Edu i hate u wit passion 4 dropin such a harsh word 2 me. U neva change? Be romantic 4 once
C 9:00 PM lol. i see. and u say we have neva met? do u want me to say "i love u too"?
u seem so confident that i am single.
C 9:01 PM do u prefer i say u are flirting wit me? besides i am playing wit u too
J 9:10 PM U mean u are already married? No wonder y u are so harsh on me. Extend my greetings bye.
C 9:11 PM didnt say i am married.whats up wit all this hidden number. am not harsh wit u baby
C 9:16 PM have u watched the vampire diaries? wont this chat b better and cheaper on whatsapp? or dont u medical students have such luxrsy?
J 9:21 PM Pls i ve asigment 2 carry on 2nite, mor ova my airtim z very poor 2 contnu. Tax i enjoy 2nite chatn jus dat i cnt play my muzik while readn cus of my pc spoild.
C 9:24 PM u are soundin so disciplined. thats good. i have airtel credit wit me if u are intrested. u dont want to tell me ur fb name ba?
J 9:29 PM Watsup? Noooo not wen am stil in skul. I ve alot on my table. As 4 ur airtim, tax i dnt need it. I can aford 4 myself. Go & sleep s late.Ve a fabulous nit rest.
C 9:35 PM goodnite then. unknown lover gal. wish u luck wit ur assigments.
J 9:43 PM Lol me unknw lover girl? dnt worry u wil see me soon. Let me also use dis optunit 2 invite u @ my sis weddin dis comin saturday.
J 9:46 PM Venue chilovile hotel new heaven nza street behind govt house. Very close to my houz. Bye
C 9:47 PM venue, location, time. greet ur roomates for me. hope uare not overcrowded

Tuesday 3/10/2015
J 9:36 AM Chiedu u ve cost me extra expences nw, jus comin out frm my pc repairer. He charged me 19k & i deposited 9 to start workin. Am nt realy happy wit u. Bye
C 9:54 AM Are u expectin me to pay up d balance? Dat wat happens when u are in love. U forget urself and damage tins. Blame it on love not me
C 4:09 PM Do i know ur elder sister?
J 7:52 PM Hi gud evening boy hw was ur day? Jus comin bk frm skul library. So so tired to answer those ur siri question but let me try.. No u din kn my sis cuz she skuld @ queens and her universty was in ghana. U talkd ab@ balancin up my debt. Pls i neva beg u of money though i dnt ve, but if u tink is right to help, y then are u askin? Bye
C 8:45 PM sorry if i hurt u. Goodnite. Did ur lappy rili damage?
J 8:53 PM Do u tink i was jokin? Hmmm i wil be d last to joke wit such issues. Wel u wil get to kn my type soon.
C 8:56 PM how exactly was it damaged
J 9:08 PM D screen was affectd, including d Ram. Those @ d computer village said dat Apple part are very expensive to get. I think dats d reasn d price was high.
C 9:13 PM am sorry FOR UR LOSS
J 9:15 PM Thanx 4 d concern, so hw was ur day?
C 9:25 PM Stressfull. had to leave for ph on erand
J 9:32 PM my dear u wil be strong by his grace. Amen! So where are u nw? Pls dnt tel me u wil nt be in Enugu by weekend
C 9:35 PM U said thusday now
Weekend
J 9:37 PM Hmmm, u dnt get me: I wil leav lagos to Enugu by thursday, saturday is d wedding.
C 9:40 PM U dont expect me to be available all through. Just one day
J 9:47 PM Pls i invited u to d weddin reception nthing more. Learn to undastand sumbody ok. Mean i might need ur favo pls,
C 9:51 PM Wow. Wht possiblely can i help u wit

Wednesday 3/11/2015
J 5:37 AM Hi good morning, pls dear there is sum tin bothering me so hard dat i couldnt sleep l@st nite! & i feel ashame to ask u 4 such favo. Pls i dnt kn if u can help me wit 10k let me settle d guy dat is workin my PC, i wil balance u bk pls. U re my only @ dis point. Thanx

Thursday 3/12/2015
J 10:56 AM Is all most 24 hours & there was no respond yet. Pls tell me ur mind, than keepin me waitin. cus is neva by force 2 help.
C 11:33 AM Funny unknow lover. How do u expect to recieve that money? This looks very sucpicious i must say.
J 11:53 AM Alright tanx dear.
J 2:44 PM I hate men dat bust with wat they cant aford! U ask me d other day if i need airtime wic i neva beg u, u first rased issue of balance wen i neva ask u. Nw dat i try u wit jus 10k u start talkn robish. Dear i hate buster. On my way to Enugu. Jus get dis, my name is uba jennifer 4rm uba's family. 10k is a change to insult urself okay? Fool
C 2:47 PM I didnt boast of anytin
C 2:49 PM U dont expect me to send 10k to someone i dont know. I just ask what u expect of me when u accused me of not being romantic. Be happy. Congrats on ur sis matrimony
C 2:50 PM I fail to see what exactly u are testing me for
C 3:38 PM The question i ask first was ' how do u expect me to recieve the money' i meant to say 'send the money' not recieve. Typo error.
J 4:44 PM My dear i din blam u, my name has changd frm jenny 2 lover gal cus i aproch u 1st ba? Hmm african mentality self.. Feel free &bust mor, i ve knwn ur type.
C 5:13 PM Nawao. Lover girl is a joke i have no problem in ur making an approach. I was even thinking that jenny was a pseudonym
C 5:16 PM Haba when u tell a girl i love u, her friends start callin u lover boy. It is normal. Guys call me loverboy cos dey say i seek for love and relationship in a woman rather dan sex
C 5:21 PM I didnt know u found the term lover girl Derogatory. I apologize jennifer
J 8:51 PM Is only you and my mum dat ve dis numba! Chiedu y u givn people my numbr? Wait ooh, is u re nt man enough? Jus fward ur adres, my bro wil bring me to ur house.
C 9:13 PM Lol. Funny. I called u with a number ending wit 336. Did u get any oda call?
J 9:27 PM Pls fwrd ur address i & my brother wil b comin tomorrow after settlin those dat wil deconat d weddin hall. Boaster.
C 9:34 PM Am not in town yet
J 9:46 PM Wat eva,pls stop sharin my numbr to ur friends ok... Am nt dat easy to get thoug i fal 2 u wen i taught u re mam enough & also dferent 4rm other guy. Pls go i dnt need u any more. U re also fakd, u lack manners & also nt proud of ur cute self. Dnt cal again cus am begin to hate u lik neva.
C 9:54 PM Am i no more invited to d reception?

Friday 3/13/2015
J 6:51 AM Is an opn ceremony but dnt try 2 distub me! Except if u want 2 see my tru color...jus checkd ur Fb again, u re too local nt wat i tink u were b4.
C 7:46 AM What do u mean by try to disturb u?
J 8:01 AM You stil behav abnormal lik thos days in command! Dats y u could nt undastnd wat is disturb? Hmm i taught u ve changd by nw. U gaty probs
C 8:07 AM What do i do those days baby?
C 8:08 AM Do i disturb girls those days?
J 8:18 AM I ve wast airtime 4 u, stupid boy if u want us to continu send credit i wil use and ans thos siri questio. Big head
C 8:19 AM I just entered enugu
C 9:17 AM I am at govt house now
C 9:46 AM There is no wedding reception in chilovilee. I confirmed from the reception

who wan read all this 1

Even after reading itz lame

It just for people to beware of stratagy

lame on whose part?