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4 Funny Facts About Nigeria by Cyb3rhack3r: 10:24am On Mar 16, 2015 |
95 Percent Of Nigerians Don't Check Expiring Dates This One Is So True.. That Food Item or Drink You Took In A Bar Did You Check The Expiring Date. The Only Time They'll Check It Is If The Drink Or Snack Tastes Strange. Some guys would still continue eating after seeing that it's expired . There Are Churches In 9 Out Of Every Street In Southern Nigeria I don't know about the North since I reside in the South.. Almost Every Street Has A Church.. Even Those That'll Use Roofing Sheets "Batcher" to construct their Church. Even At That, In the street only few people are Holy... Most Nigerians Sing Songs They Don't Know The Meaning.. The Main Cause Of This Problem Are The Yoruba Musicians ;Wizkid And The Rest.. I once heard One Of My Friends singing " Emi li asiwere, fi mi nikan" which I know means " I am Mad, Leave Me Alone".. Churches Are Not Left Out. Someone Who Hasn't Seen The Four Walls Of Igbo Land Would Come Out And Say " Chukwu Idi Mma, Nara Ekele Eji Eli mo " (God You Are Good, Accept The Praise For My Burial" Every Nigerian Boarding School Has It's Special Language (slangs) Every Nigerian Would Testify To This.. I remember back in Secondary School.. We had Slangs Like SAP (STOMACH ADJUSTMENT PROGRAM) the most common slang Blaze - Steal Raid - Steal Nance - Escape Warsh - S*X Vope - Flog http:///Hg1 |
Re: 4 Funny Facts About Nigeria by Eastherbunny(m): 10:39am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Hahahahah so funny so true. |
Re: 4 Funny Facts About Nigeria by Nostradamus: 10:43am On Mar 16, 2015 |
5),ordinary stealing,nigerians always call it corruption. |
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