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Nigerians Will Neither Be In Heaven Or Hell After Death (hilarious Joke) by wenson(m): 11:17am On Mar 16, 2015
ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these
Nigerians in heaven.
GOD: What have they done this
time?
ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen
to instructions! They don't
obey traffic rules! They don't wait for
their turn in anything!
They are completely reckless!
(Exasperated) In fact they have
made heaven a living hell since they got
here.
GOD: Then we better send them to
hell!
(Calls the Devil). Hello..
SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call me later.
There's
an issue I'm trying to
resolve.
Ten minutes later:
GOD: Hello Lucifer.
SATAN: Ur worship my father! I'll call you back. The issue
has
turned into a crisis.
An hour later:
SATAN: Hello?
GOD: What's going on over there?
SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me
in hell! (He stammers),
they... they... they have quenched
the
fire in hell and installed
air conditioners!.....

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Re: Nigerians Will Neither Be In Heaven Or Hell After Death (hilarious Joke) by Nobody: 11:24am On Mar 16, 2015
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Re: Nigerians Will Neither Be In Heaven Or Hell After Death (hilarious Joke) by wenson(m): 11:37am On Mar 16, 2015
Dnarvaez:
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Wer will Nigerians end. up as it is nw? will dy form deir own kingdom?
Re: Nigerians Will Neither Be In Heaven Or Hell After Death (hilarious Joke) by Nobody: 11:43am On Mar 16, 2015
wenson:

Wer will Nigerians end. up as it is nw? will dy form deir own kingdom?
Maybe in Shades & Hades preferrably or so i thought
Re: Nigerians Will Neither Be In Heaven Or Hell After Death (hilarious Joke) by mutazeez(m): 8:51pm On Mar 16, 2015
I heard that joke in my history class.
Re: Nigerians Will Neither Be In Heaven Or Hell After Death (hilarious Joke) by ichommy(m): 6:47am On Mar 17, 2015
:-(
Dnarvaez:
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Re: Nigerians Will Neither Be In Heaven Or Hell After Death (hilarious Joke) by Nobody: 7:24am On Mar 17, 2015
ichommy:
:-(
Why the face?
Re: Nigerians Will Neither Be In Heaven Or Hell After Death (hilarious Joke) by Nobody: 8:10pm On May 31, 2019
Splendid colours m8 wink

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